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Be Careful, He's Got A Knife!

Zero Tolerance Strikes Again: A 3rd grader is sent home because he had a butter knife in his lunch bag. Full Story.

Posted by Jake on 10/14/04 @ 02:07 PM
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Josh Cordell said on 10/17/04 @ 03:04 PM:
Hi Jake,

Times have changed. My Dad just told me the other day that he took his shotgun to school for show and tell when he was in the fourth grade and went in front of the class and handled it and then put it away for the rest of the day. Everyone thought it was great.

It is quite a different time now.

Dane said on 10/18/04 @ 11:58 AM:

"That's not a knife, this is a knife!"

"No, that's a spoon."

Oh, I see you've played knifey spoony before!"



hannah said on 12/13/04 @ 10:39 AM:
You might have already wrote this, but they suspended a kindergartener that found a pocketknife and brought it to school.

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