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Bush, Kerry Allowed To Carry Weapons In Final Debate

The entire piece is hillarious. Snippet:

"We've heard the criticism that the debates have been too choreographed and controlled," said Jean Stovall, a spokesperson for the committee. "Hopefully, the promise that gunfire could break out at any moment will go a long way toward changing that perception."
But the last line of this is priceless:
In other campaign news, President Bush toured areas devastated by Hurricane Ivan, and Sen. Kerry toured areas devastated by President Bush.
Thanks Barney for the link.

Posted by Jake on 10/13/04 @ 12:32 PM
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