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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
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Sex Toy Closes Down AirportIf you plan on getting kinky during your trip, at least make sure you remove the batteries from your sex toys first. 3 CommentsAngie said on 10/05/04 @ 06:29 PM:LOL One would think that would be obvious! Jesse Thompson said on 10/06/04 @ 03:53 PM: Hey, didn't they already address this in Fight Club? :) Dana said on 10/06/04 @ 11:35 PM: I actually live in Mackay where this happened and I have to admit when I heard this on our local news update I couldn't help but laugh. You might also be interested to know that a Yr 5 student of one of the schools in Mackay took a hand grenade to school for show and tell.... the police were called in, the grenade was put out on an oval just in case and traffic was diverted before they realised it was a harmless family heirloom that wassn't live and was no harm to anyone. And I thought Mackay was the most boring place to live in the universe..... guess I was wrong. It sure is a great time to live in Mackay! Post a comment |
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