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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets.
This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Internet connection provided by Bend BroadBand. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5153 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 15909 comments.
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Entries posted from 10/01/04 to 10/31/04
- I Promise - Posted on 10/31/04 @ 05:59 PM
- Why Bush Didn't Want The World To See His Site - Posted on 10/31/04 @ 05:49 PM
- The Battle of the Bulge - Posted on 10/31/04 @ 05:18 PM
- A Geek on Politics - Posted on 10/31/04 @ 05:00 PM
- Think About The Kittens - Posted on 10/31/04 @ 04:30 PM
- Why Kerry Will Win On Tuesday - Posted on 10/31/04 @ 03:31 PM
- Ink Blob Screws Up Local Ballots - Posted on 10/31/04 @ 10:48 AM
- Is November 3rd Here Yet? - Posted on 10/30/04 @ 10:07 PM
- Bush Administration Started Central Oregon Fire - Posted on 10/29/04 @ 10:34 PM
- It's Every Actor's Dream - Posted on 10/29/04 @ 01:58 PM
- I'm Moving To Australia - Posted on 10/29/04 @ 01:56 PM
- 101 Useful Web Sites - Posted on 10/28/04 @ 01:52 PM
- Since Nobody Wants to Move To Nebraska... - Posted on 10/28/04 @ 12:38 PM
- School Wants to Drug Test 7th Graders - Posted on 10/28/04 @ 12:19 PM
- Hobbits Were People, Too - Posted on 10/28/04 @ 09:47 AM
- Will They Be Wearing Kilts? - Posted on 10/28/04 @ 09:12 AM
- Testosterone Deprivation Makes Men Forget - Posted on 10/27/04 @ 04:03 PM
- The Rest Of The World Can't See Bush - Posted on 10/27/04 @ 03:42 PM
- Looking for Sex on Election Night? - Posted on 10/27/04 @ 03:13 PM
- Flying Lawnmower - Posted on 10/27/04 @ 10:42 AM
- OS X Running on a 68K Mac - Posted on 10/27/04 @ 10:17 AM
- Central Oregon's First Snow - Posted on 10/26/04 @ 03:49 PM
- Clinton's Getting His Groove On - Posted on 10/26/04 @ 02:16 PM
- People Are Having Sex in My Armpit - Posted on 10/25/04 @ 02:07 PM
- Random Amazon Items - Posted on 10/25/04 @ 01:54 PM
- The 5-Megapixel Cameraphone - Posted on 10/25/04 @ 11:09 AM
- How To Fix The Flu Vaccine Problem - Posted on 10/25/04 @ 09:15 AM
- Clemens Had to Go Potty - Posted on 10/24/04 @ 05:39 PM
- Ballot Typo Could Cause Trouble for Local Schools - Posted on 10/24/04 @ 03:40 PM
- Let's Cancel Christmas, Too - Posted on 10/24/04 @ 02:21 PM
- George Bush is A Douchebag - Posted on 10/24/04 @ 12:48 PM
- Milli Vanilli All Over Again on SNL - Posted on 10/24/04 @ 12:22 PM
- All But Six-Million of Us Will Have To Go - Posted on 10/24/04 @ 11:45 AM
- An Anti-Democrat Joke - Posted on 10/21/04 @ 03:42 PM
- Dave Barry to Take Indefinite Leave - Posted on 10/21/04 @ 01:05 PM
- Turn Off Any TV With A Keychain - Posted on 10/21/04 @ 11:37 AM
- Local Kerry Supporters Make National News - Posted on 10/21/04 @ 09:56 AM
- Dopes Throw Out Dope - Posted on 10/21/04 @ 09:28 AM
- Berlin Wall is Being Rebuilt - Posted on 10/20/04 @ 04:51 PM
- Medical Records in Your Wallet - Posted on 10/20/04 @ 04:36 PM
- Irony is Sweet - Posted on 10/20/04 @ 01:38 PM
- American Gov't Not Only Money Wasters - Posted on 10/20/04 @ 12:41 PM
- I Bet I'd Be Good At This - Posted on 10/20/04 @ 11:21 AM
- Why I Need "Star Wars: Battlefront" - Posted on 10/20/04 @ 10:12 AM
- Kids Watch Too Much TV - Posted on 10/20/04 @ 09:03 AM
- I Can't Wait Until Best Buy Comes To Bend - Posted on 10/19/04 @ 03:40 PM
- We Didn't Vote For Him - Posted on 10/19/04 @ 11:40 AM
- Corvallis Man's TV Sends out Distress Signal - Posted on 10/19/04 @ 10:00 AM
- That's Comforting - Posted on 10/19/04 @ 09:47 AM
- Asexuality - Posted on 10/19/04 @ 08:02 AM
- Five Hours + MS Paint = - Posted on 10/18/04 @ 04:52 PM
- GOP More Satisfied with Sex Lives than Dems - Posted on 10/18/04 @ 01:39 PM
- Don't Know How To Move Your iMac? - Posted on 10/18/04 @ 12:29 PM
- New York Times Comes to Bend - Posted on 10/18/04 @ 11:53 AM
- The Keyboard for Chatroom/IM Idiots - Posted on 10/18/04 @ 10:21 AM
- Kids Watch Too Much TV - Posted on 10/18/04 @ 10:05 AM
- "Sir, Have You Been Drinking Tonight?" - Posted on 10/18/04 @ 09:03 AM
- Wal-Mart Finally Does Something Right - Posted on 10/17/04 @ 12:51 PM
- Gmail Disk Drive for Windows - Posted on 10/17/04 @ 12:12 PM
- The Atkins Folks Deserve It - Posted on 10/17/04 @ 08:41 AM
- The French Have Done Something Right! - Posted on 10/17/04 @ 08:05 AM
- Going to The Duck Game - Posted on 10/15/04 @ 01:49 PM
- A Farewell to Homestyle Cafe Dining - Posted on 10/15/04 @ 01:35 PM
- Moron For the Day - Posted on 10/14/04 @ 05:03 PM
- Be Careful, He's Got A Knife! - Posted on 10/14/04 @ 02:07 PM
- Macintosh Porn - Posted on 10/14/04 @ 01:18 PM
- Caffeinated Beer - Posted on 10/14/04 @ 11:39 AM
- How To Censor The Net - Posted on 10/14/04 @ 10:35 AM
- Coming to a Fashion Show Near You - Posted on 10/14/04 @ 09:19 AM
- Who won the debate? - Posted on 10/14/04 @ 09:00 AM
- Yes, I know... - Posted on 10/13/04 @ 05:21 PM
- Good News, Bad News - Posted on 10/13/04 @ 02:52 PM
- Bush, Kerry Allowed To Carry Weapons In Final Debate - Posted on 10/13/04 @ 12:32 PM
- Rat: It's Whats for Dinner - Posted on 10/12/04 @ 11:22 AM
- The Michigan Absentee Ballot is NOT a Problem - Posted on 10/12/04 @ 10:14 AM
- Does Electricity Travel Through Toilet Paper? - Posted on 10/11/04 @ 04:46 PM
- Rest In Peace, Superman - Posted on 10/11/04 @ 12:36 PM
- A Flattering Picture of Kerry - Posted on 10/10/04 @ 05:54 PM
- Resort Offers Menopause Weekend - Posted on 10/10/04 @ 05:47 PM
- Do As I Say, Don't Do As I Do - Posted on 10/10/04 @ 05:35 PM
- I'd Be Laughing... - Posted on 10/10/04 @ 05:17 PM
- How Do Americans Sleep at Night? - Posted on 10/10/04 @ 04:34 PM
- Don't Crap In The Woods - Posted on 10/10/04 @ 03:48 PM
- Another Reason to Avoid Nebraska - Posted on 10/07/04 @ 11:46 AM
- For The Math Geeks - Posted on 10/07/04 @ 10:36 AM
- Beats Having A Bake Sale - Posted on 10/07/04 @ 09:40 AM
- It's National Roller Skating Month - Posted on 10/07/04 @ 08:52 AM
- Sample Florida Ballot - Posted on 10/06/04 @ 04:12 PM
- The Race to Find a Rach III Pianist - Posted on 10/06/04 @ 01:56 PM
- Denmark to Claim North Pole - Posted on 10/06/04 @ 01:18 PM
- May The Schwartz Be With You - Posted on 10/06/04 @ 10:34 AM
- He Never Got Any Respect - Posted on 10/06/04 @ 10:02 AM
- Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser - Posted on 10/06/04 @ 09:47 AM
- Romanian cuts off penis; dog eats it - Posted on 10/06/04 @ 08:40 AM
- My Eyes, My Bleeding Eyes!!! - Posted on 10/05/04 @ 11:06 PM
- Kerry Vows to Fix Mt. St. Helens - Posted on 10/05/04 @ 03:49 PM
- St. Helens Pictures - Posted on 10/05/04 @ 01:10 PM
- I Guess I'll Go To Office Max - Posted on 10/05/04 @ 12:35 PM
- State Police Need Press Release Writing Help - Posted on 10/05/04 @ 12:02 PM
- Sex Toy Closes Down Airport - Posted on 10/05/04 @ 06:47 AM
- Burned Out - Posted on 10/04/04 @ 04:08 PM
- 100 Worst Porn Movie Titles - Posted on 10/03/04 @ 11:58 AM
- Sims Torture - Posted on 10/03/04 @ 11:41 AM
- Best Flash Intro Ever - Posted on 10/03/04 @ 10:46 AM
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