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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 6474 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 21202 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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<church lady>Well isn't that special...I'm the number one result on Google for "babysitter sex," number seven for "man boobs," number four for "man breasts," number five for "green poop," number two for "sex in iraq," number four for "college panties," number one (and two) for "woman boobs," number two for "drunken mom," and, most disturbing, number 14 for "real doll." And I'm also number two for "Bend Bulletin." And there are a ton more in my AWStats for the month. I really need to quit looking at those things. 5 CommentsAaron said on 09/22/04 @ 02:40 AM:I'm #2 for "Gay Spa" Craig said on 09/22/04 @ 08:20 AM: I always knew you were a man boobing- drunken mom-having sex in iraq-with-real dolls-in-college panties-filled-with-green poop-guy!!! You have unwittingly provided the proof for me! Bwahhaaahhhh!!!! monkeyinabox said on 09/25/04 @ 11:48 PM: Watcha doing searching google for babysitter sex for anyway? Firewar said on 05/29/07 @ 09:36 AM: Really? When I looked u weren't in the top 3 of any of them. Besides, how the heck did u find that out? Nameless One said on 05/29/07 @ 10:36 AM: Look on the date of this original post here, Firewar -- it was nearly three years ago. Google's index has changed a bit since then. Post a comment |
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