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"It was eerie, frightening," says Dau, who is corrections officer for the Clinton County sheriff's office. Why all those 14-inch stuffed dolls, with ceramic faces, had been so carefully placed in the middle of a half-dozen roads in Cedar Heights, is a mystery from "Twilight Zone."
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He estimates there were 500 of those Ronald McDonald dolls, in perfect formations, spaced about two or three feet apart in the center of six roads in the court that houses about 150 mobile homes.
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"It was so scary, all those Ronald McDonalds staring at us in our headlights. It gave us a very, very funny feeling. If you hadn't seen them with your own eyes, you wouldn't believe it," Dau says.
The article goes on to say that McDonalds hasn't sold the dolls for years, so somebody was seriously hording the things.