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Sick and Politically Incorrect Jokes

Some of these are really sick, but I'm sorry, but I did laugh at some of them (and yes, I'm going straight to hell for it, I'm sure). Some examples from the aforementioned site:

What's black and has 27 breasts??
The rubbish bag outside the cancer clinic.

What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?
Yoko Ono.

What did the blind, deaf, mute boy get for Christmas?
Cancer.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.

Posted by Jake on 09/19/04 @ 04:01 PM
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