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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 31-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5830 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 19392 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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World DominationMy goal of world domination is almost complete. I'm now in the top 2 for "ortman," #1 for "utterly" and "boring". Just need to hit the front page for "jake" and my plan will be complete. Posted by Jake on 08/27/04 @ 08:47 PM
Posted in Site Info | 2 Comments | Permalink Send to digg, facebook, twitter or reddit 2 CommentsJesse Thompson said on 08/28/04 @ 11:41 AM:Holy Cow! at bend.com, we are not #1 (we're like #7) for Bend, Oregon on Google (#3 just for the word "Bend"), whilst trying to promote the city of Bend. You should contact the chamber of commerce of the city of Boring, Oregon! they might pay you handsomly for running their banner :) Jake said on 08/28/04 @ 11:34 PM: Oh that's priceless. There are a few companies below me that probably wouldn't mind, either. I think I'll have to look into that :-) Post a comment |
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