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Where was John Kerry?

You have to love great satire:

A new Republican-financed negative ad is accusing Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry of fleeing to Vietnam to avoid serving in the Alabama National Guard.

The ad, airing in most of the so-called battleground states, attempts to contrast Sen. Kerry's alleged guard-dodging with the storied Alabama National Guard heroism of the Republican nominee, President George W. Bush.

In the ad, a narrator asks, "When the Alabama National Guard called young Americans to serve, where was John Kerry? Thousands of miles away, in Vietnam."

The commercial ends with a black-and-white freeze-frame of Mr. Kerry, over which the narrator asks, "John Kerry. reporting for duty?"

Priceless. Link from Barney.

Posted by Jake on 08/24/04 @ 02:36 PM
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zenwanderer said on 08/24/04 @ 03:40 PM:
Oops. I didn't really read the part were you said "great satire"
I had to reread it twice then I noticed the satire bit.

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