| site links |
|
:: home :: archive :: donate :: rss feed :: about site :: bend forums :: bend blogs :: sh.orty :: welcome to bend |
| advertisements |
|
|
| about |
|
UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Internet connection provided by Bend BroadBand. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5257 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 16488 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
| support us |
|
|
Real Women Are Much Easier To Deal WithFolks in Asia love their cell phones. So much, in fact, that Artificial Life, Inc., has come out with a software-based "girlfriend" that lives in your phone. The high-maintenance lady requires constant pampering and constantly demands virtual gifts (which, unfortunately, must be paid for with real money). The desperate idiots who pay for these gifts are in return given attention -- you talk to her via SMS, and she talks to you with a computerized voice. If you don't give her the attention she needs, she'll give you the silent treatment, just like a real girlfriend. Link via the Raw Feed. Posted by Jake on 08/24/04 @ 07:05 AM
Posted in Weird | 1 Comment | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 1 Comment... said on 03/10/05 @ 02:46 PM:Girlfriends suck ass, real or digital. I'm sick and tired of mine, someone take her off my hands for me.. I won't be pissed. I'll be elated.. One catch - you have to get her OUT OF MY HOUSE! Pay all her bills.. and put up with her constant want for any and everything on the planet that cost money. Post a comment |
What are you doing down here? Don't you have something better to do? Like Go Back To The Top of the page, or even see who created this site? This site is © 2001 - 2008 by the Utterly Boring folks at UtterlyBoring.com. Steal my content, as I probably did, too, just link to my site or the original site. Batteries not included. One size fits all. Not for off-road use. Not for internal use. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Technorati Profile.
