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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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Twelve Ways to Crush Your TesticlesThe Web is a strange place. Why in the heck would somebody document 12 different ways to crush your testicles? Posted by Jake on 08/22/04 @ 12:05 PM
Posted in Scary | 2 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 2 CommentsNeil T. said on 08/22/04 @ 12:23 PM:Just reading that page was painful. Still, if I'm ever feeling both bored and masochistic and have a sock and an apple to hand, I'll know what to do. Matt said on 12/03/04 @ 12:21 PM: I agree, it was painful. I once accidentally did the toilet seat one, it hurt like hell. Nads were squashed. Post a comment |
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