Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Among some other jokes I got via e-mail today...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the "F" word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.