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Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

Among some other jokes I got via e-mail today...

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the "F" word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Posted by Jake on 08/10/04 @ 08:07 PM
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