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Somebody Needs To Put Some Chlorine In The Gene Pool

After the morons ran out of fireworks they go and get some gasoline, one of them takes their shirt off, pours the gasoline on the shirt, puts his shirt back on and his friend lights him on fire. Needless to say, he's clinging for life. Idiot.

Posted by Jake on 07/30/04 @ 07:15 AM
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Jesse Thompson said on 07/31/04 @ 12:40 AM:
Does that put him in the running for the 2004 or 2005 Darwin Award by any chance?

Jake said on 07/31/04 @ 07:34 AM:
No, because you actually have to die to be eligible for a darwin. He didn't do, though he came really close.

Carter said on 08/06/04 @ 02:23 PM:
Thats the borings joke i heard

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