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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Internet connection provided by Bend BroadBand. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5257 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 16488 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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Somebody Needs To Put Some Chlorine In The Gene PoolAfter the morons ran out of fireworks they go and get some gasoline, one of them takes their shirt off, pours the gasoline on the shirt, puts his shirt back on and his friend lights him on fire. Needless to say, he's clinging for life. Idiot. Posted by Jake on 07/30/04 @ 07:15 AM
Posted in Moronic | 3 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 3 CommentsJesse Thompson said on 07/31/04 @ 12:40 AM:Does that put him in the running for the 2004 or 2005 Darwin Award by any chance? Jake said on 07/31/04 @ 07:34 AM: No, because you actually have to die to be eligible for a darwin. He didn't do, though he came really close. Carter said on 08/06/04 @ 02:23 PM: Thats the borings joke i heard Post a comment |
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