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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
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Make Your Own Energy DrinkJust add one of these pills into your drink, and you're ready to rock and roll. Quoting PRBop, I can picture the ads for this product being designed similar to the Alka Seltzer ads of yore: "Plop plop, fizz fizz... WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" 22 Commentsgreg said on 09/19/04 @ 11:34 AM:i just have a can of red bull in the morning its good speeds up ur motablism making mucles and burning fat! Wewbster said on 01/11/05 @ 10:08 AM: Shut up stupids Webster said on 01/11/05 @ 10:08 AM: Just kidding guys Webster said on 01/11/05 @ 10:09 AM: West side Rob said on 11/20/06 @ 01:46 PM: The best energy drink ever is Insane Energy!!!!! Nameless One said on 01/09/07 @ 11:29 AM: I WANT TO MAKE A DRINK WITH OUT USING A PILL THIS IS AN EXPIRMENT FOR MY STUDENTS I DONT WANT TO KILL THEM CORA said on 01/09/07 @ 11:36 AM: GURL I feel u i have kids and i wouldn't want my kids coming home saying mamay teacher put a pill in the energy drink we made' then i would have to go up to the school and act a fool WOLF said on 01/18/07 @ 03:22 PM: y dont u want to kill your kids I bet my teachers do your all gay said on 05/03/07 @ 05:12 AM: your all gay Spry said on 05/08/07 @ 06:11 AM: Haha, Two monster and two upshots hardly do what red bull does for you, Greg, what it does for me now RAWRface said on 07/05/07 @ 08:22 AM: red bull doesn't do JACK, monster does it all. slim shady said on 08/04/07 @ 02:40 PM: it doesnt give you much energy but i like vault poo said on 08/23/07 @ 02:45 PM: wtf? red bull has like no cafien in it(cant spell) bookoo xxl has like 3 times the energy R. Kelly's Manager said on 08/28/07 @ 10:15 AM: R. Kelly loves energy drinks when "preparing". bob said on 10/07/07 @ 04:08 PM: mix coffee and caffene pills DIGITAL FOOL said on 10/29/07 @ 09:40 AM: what the? I DONT JUST ACT THE FOOL I DIGITALY ROCK YO WORLD. GO HOME TO YO' MAMA AND TELL HER YOUR TEACHER TRIED TO KILL YOU. WHAAAAAAAAATEV. omg said on 11/03/07 @ 06:35 PM: well this may not help but i love rockstar and u cant get rockstar juice too jon said on 01/02/08 @ 09:51 AM: I love this this stuff sidkillthem said on 02/08/08 @ 08:25 AM: why dont you just take the pill moron bob saget said on 02/10/08 @ 09:27 PM: dude red bull doesnt do s--t amp big rig or full throtle does it for me. Believe me i like red bull. it tastes awesome but doesnt give me the buzz i want sukmyballz said on 05/08/08 @ 09:35 AM: u are all dum, redbull sux ass and u suk ass too EmObiTcH said on 12/16/08 @ 09:11 PM: O_O um.....O_o dunno ^_^ Post a comment |
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