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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and graphic designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
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Happy 4th of JulyHave some fun with some fireworks -- the virtual kind. Please don't be one of those bastards that are trying to upstage the fireworks show on the Butte and keep me up all night. Some of us have to work tomorrow -- and today for that matter -- and if you wake up me or my 11-month-old or my 4-year-old, there's going to be an ass-kicking coming somebody's way. 4 TrackbacksIt's Time For My Own Personal Hell from UtterlyBoring.com on 07/03/07 @ 11:44 PM:As I've mentioned many, many, many, many times before, I pretty much hate the 4th of July. I'm all for celebrating our independence, but since I live where I can... (Read More) Anybody Want To Make Any Bets... from UtterlyBoring.com on 07/01/08 @ 11:25 PM: ...on how much they're actually going to enforce the fireworks laws locally, especially after making a point to tell everybody they're going to? As everybody knows, the 4th of July... (Read More) Have A Safe And Happy Fourth from UtterlyBoring.com on 07/04/10 @ 07:30 PM: As you all should know by now, I live in the war-zone near Pilot Butte, where they launch the annual Fourth of July fireworks, and my street is already packed... (Read More) Be Safe Tonight from UtterlyBoring.com on 07/04/11 @ 10:42 AM: I won't go into my feelings and thoughts on the holiday today, as I'm pretty sure I've covered that pretty well over the years. While today's not my watering day,... (Read More) 2 CommentsAaron said on 07/05/04 @ 02:47 AM:One rowdy Saturday night one of my neighbours who had kids put up a big sign in the front of their house which read: "You wake 'em, You take 'em". Jake said on 07/05/04 @ 08:50 AM: OK, I'm having a sign printed up that says that exact same thing. Thanks, Aaron! Post a comment |
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