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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
Have some fun with some fireworks -- the virtual kind. Please don't be one of those bastards that are trying to upstage the fireworks show on the Butte and keep me up all night. Some of us have to work tomorrow -- and today for that matter -- and if you wake up me or my 11-month-old or my 4-year-old, there's going to be an ass-kicking coming somebody's way.
Aaron said on 07/05/04 @ 02:47 AM: One rowdy Saturday night one of my neighbours who had kids put up a big sign in the front of their house which read: "You wake 'em, You take 'em".
Jake said on 07/05/04 @ 08:50 AM: OK, I'm having a sign printed up that says that exact same thing. Thanks, Aaron!