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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 6463 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 21008 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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Screw ASCII ArtThis guy's typewriter art is far more impressive. Thanks Barney for the link. 2 CommentsJesse Thompson said on 07/01/04 @ 04:45 PM:Local sunriver resident fails to gain fame by mooshing together alpha-bits and making sculptures out of them. Detractors claim that mooshing the alphabits makes them lose their origional shape, leaving this discipline congruent to any other form of cereal sculpture. In other news, famed typewriter artist Smaul Pith invents an automated machine that generates typewriter art for him. Though it may only use the 'period' symbol, it can deftly apply periods in fascinating ways. He calls his new invention a "dot matrix printer". Jake said on 07/01/04 @ 04:48 PM: HAHAHAHAHA! I live in Bend, but that was still damn funny. Post a comment |
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