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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets.
This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Internet connection provided by Bend BroadBand. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5154 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 15922 comments.
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Entries posted from 07/01/04 to 07/31/04
- Sick and Wrong, but Oh So Fun - Posted on 07/31/04 @ 08:23 AM
- Need A Place to Park Your RV? - Posted on 07/31/04 @ 08:03 AM
- Steven Seagal, The Blues Singer?!? - Posted on 07/31/04 @ 07:36 AM
- Another Moron Crook - Posted on 07/31/04 @ 07:32 AM
- Somebody Needs To Put Some Chlorine In The Gene Pool - Posted on 07/30/04 @ 07:15 AM
- Another Idiot Crook - Posted on 07/30/04 @ 07:14 AM
- The World Needs More People Like This - Posted on 07/30/04 @ 07:12 AM
- Jeopardy contestant breaks $1-million - Posted on 07/30/04 @ 07:11 AM
- I'd Vote For Him - Posted on 07/29/04 @ 08:22 PM
- Man Raises Stink -- and Pigs - Posted on 07/29/04 @ 02:28 PM
- Moronic Crook For The Day - Posted on 07/29/04 @ 02:22 PM
- A Real Life Simpson's Episode - Posted on 07/29/04 @ 02:17 PM
- Microsoft Presenter Looks Like Idiot - Posted on 07/29/04 @ 02:15 PM
- Florida Loses Voting Records - Posted on 07/29/04 @ 01:37 PM
- The Most Important Meal Of The Day - Posted on 07/29/04 @ 01:23 PM
- That Explains A Lot - Posted on 07/29/04 @ 12:51 PM
- Is the Deschutes County Sheriff still broke? - Posted on 07/28/04 @ 10:40 PM
- Used Plunger For Sale - Posted on 07/28/04 @ 10:18 PM
- News from the Past and the Future - Posted on 07/28/04 @ 03:18 PM
- Daughter's First Birthday - Posted on 07/27/04 @ 07:58 AM
- OregonLive Wonky Screenshot - Posted on 07/26/04 @ 09:52 AM
- OregonLive Caught With Pants Down - Posted on 07/25/04 @ 10:09 PM
- Doh, the Humanity - Posted on 07/25/04 @ 12:21 PM
- Now That's Art - Posted on 07/25/04 @ 11:59 AM
- Where's Honey Bucket When We Need It? - Posted on 07/25/04 @ 11:17 AM
- Duke Freshman get iPods - Posted on 07/25/04 @ 10:48 AM
- The Dog That Walks Like a Human - Posted on 07/25/04 @ 10:41 AM
- I Need One Of Those - Posted on 07/25/04 @ 10:39 AM
- A Interesting Use For Urine - Posted on 07/25/04 @ 10:37 AM
- The BugMeNot Registration Form - Posted on 07/24/04 @ 06:54 PM
- Bill O'Reilly Never Says "Shut Up" - Posted on 07/24/04 @ 06:17 PM
- Imagine What This Guy Would Do With This Site - Posted on 07/24/04 @ 05:47 PM
- What's the Story Here? - Posted on 07/24/04 @ 03:21 PM
- Just what Central Oregon needs - Posted on 07/23/04 @ 10:11 PM
- My New 404 Error Page - Posted on 07/23/04 @ 09:34 PM
- A Keyboard For Teenagers - Posted on 07/23/04 @ 08:55 PM
- What's in the 9/11 Report? - Posted on 07/23/04 @ 08:49 PM
- What Happens When You Don't Filter Your Wire Feeds - Posted on 07/23/04 @ 08:40 PM
- "The man appeared mentally unstable" - Posted on 07/23/04 @ 08:35 PM
- Another Bend Blogger, and possibly more? - Posted on 07/22/04 @ 10:52 AM
- Slow Blogging - Posted on 07/22/04 @ 10:21 AM
- Bend Blogger Meetup - Posted on 07/21/04 @ 03:01 PM
- Such an Evil Thought - Posted on 07/21/04 @ 12:05 PM
- Stupid Flash Fun - Posted on 07/21/04 @ 11:40 AM
- The Hulk's Blog - Posted on 07/21/04 @ 11:25 AM
- The Way It Should Be - Posted on 07/21/04 @ 10:51 AM
- Sorry About The Downtime - Posted on 07/20/04 @ 03:00 PM
- Central Oregon Is Overpriced - Posted on 07/20/04 @ 12:23 PM
- Sad But True - Posted on 07/20/04 @ 11:27 AM
- Nude Man Caught Covered in Nacho cheese - Posted on 07/20/04 @ 09:59 AM
- Thanks, But I'll Pass - Posted on 07/20/04 @ 09:58 AM
- A BitTorrent Search Engine - Posted on 07/20/04 @ 09:47 AM
- Watch Out On Your Commute Home - Posted on 07/20/04 @ 09:43 AM
- Women are Evil - Posted on 07/19/04 @ 09:32 PM
- They'll Outsource Anything - Posted on 07/19/04 @ 04:21 PM
- "Biggitry [sic] isn't a good Christian Value" - Posted on 07/19/04 @ 09:41 AM
- The Trekkie Apartment - Posted on 07/19/04 @ 09:31 AM
- Firefox as MSIE - Posted on 07/19/04 @ 09:09 AM
- Another Annoying Flash Game - Posted on 07/19/04 @ 08:56 AM
- b!x Needs Your Funds - Posted on 07/19/04 @ 08:55 AM
- Keira Knightly Gets A Boob Job - Posted on 07/19/04 @ 08:39 AM
- Anybody Want A Gameboy Advance SP? - Posted on 07/18/04 @ 09:23 PM
- Athletes Compete Better After Sex - Posted on 07/18/04 @ 05:48 PM
- I see Pet, Pelt, Let, Gut... - Posted on 07/18/04 @ 01:05 PM
- Perl Programming at Its Finest: The De-moroniser - Posted on 07/18/04 @ 12:20 PM
- Smoking Is Bad - Posted on 07/18/04 @ 12:13 PM
- Friday Flash Fun - Posted on 07/16/04 @ 01:48 PM
- Smart Image Hotlinking Protection - Posted on 07/16/04 @ 07:05 AM
- The Cost Of Sex - Posted on 07/16/04 @ 07:04 AM
- For The Bookmarks - Posted on 07/16/04 @ 06:44 AM
- Student Photographer Meets Big Brother - Posted on 07/15/04 @ 04:53 PM
- Donkey Kills 43 - Posted on 07/15/04 @ 04:21 PM
- A $40,000/year Accordion Player? - Posted on 07/15/04 @ 04:19 PM
- Just In Case You Needed To Know... - Posted on 07/15/04 @ 04:16 PM
- I've Always Wanted To Do That - Posted on 07/15/04 @ 04:14 PM
- That's a Resume Builder - Posted on 07/15/04 @ 04:12 PM
- Are My Neighbors Reading This? - Posted on 07/14/04 @ 11:30 PM
- Despite the Money, Inmates Still Go Free?!? - Posted on 07/13/04 @ 09:30 PM
- Having a bad day? - Posted on 07/13/04 @ 06:42 PM
- Make Your Own Energy Drink - Posted on 07/12/04 @ 04:59 PM
- Random Shared Photos - Posted on 07/12/04 @ 04:52 PM
- Pennsylvania man gets flipped off by Bush - Posted on 07/12/04 @ 04:46 PM
- Tour De France Bike Blog - Posted on 07/12/04 @ 04:44 PM
- So long, Motherboard Monitor - Posted on 07/12/04 @ 04:40 PM
- Go Ducks! - Posted on 07/12/04 @ 04:37 PM
- Fahrenheit 9/11 Fact Checks - Posted on 07/12/04 @ 04:33 PM
- Everything I Learned at MIT - Posted on 07/12/04 @ 04:25 PM
- You have a broken Real Doll? - Posted on 07/11/04 @ 01:09 PM
- C**t of the Week - Posted on 07/11/04 @ 01:00 PM
- A Better "Hold The Button" - Posted on 07/11/04 @ 12:56 PM
- Alternative Handwriting Styles - Posted on 07/11/04 @ 12:52 PM
- A Sad, Sad Day - Posted on 07/10/04 @ 08:55 PM
- Local Net-theft Scam Busted - Posted on 07/08/04 @ 11:09 AM
- Anybody out there have young kids? - Posted on 07/08/04 @ 10:10 AM
- A 2,200 Acre Mushroom in Eastern Oregon - Posted on 07/07/04 @ 05:20 PM
- People Is Dumb - Posted on 07/07/04 @ 02:43 PM
- Attention Underage Drinkers - Posted on 07/07/04 @ 02:16 PM
- That's Good To Know - Posted on 07/07/04 @ 11:16 AM
- Like That Will Work - Posted on 07/07/04 @ 09:54 AM
- Bootleg RSS Feeds - Posted on 07/07/04 @ 09:24 AM
- Bill Gates' Blog - Posted on 07/07/04 @ 09:19 AM
- Portable Firefox - Posted on 07/07/04 @ 07:24 AM
- Golfing a Par 11,880 Hole - Posted on 07/07/04 @ 07:23 AM
- Finally Got Around To It - Posted on 07/07/04 @ 07:23 AM
- Have You Walked With Your Daughter Today? - Posted on 07/07/04 @ 07:21 AM
- Whoopsie - Posted on 07/06/04 @ 04:02 PM
- Jack's Taking A Break - Posted on 07/06/04 @ 03:38 PM
- The Blog As Career Tool - Posted on 07/06/04 @ 02:42 PM
- Just an FYI - Posted on 07/06/04 @ 02:42 PM
- I Wouldn't Be Able to Crap - Posted on 07/06/04 @ 02:05 PM
- That's A Resume Builder - Posted on 07/06/04 @ 07:51 AM
- College Offers Online Degree in 'Cybersleuthing' - Posted on 07/06/04 @ 07:50 AM
- Ever seen a plywood tuba? - Posted on 07/06/04 @ 07:49 AM
- EFF's Top 10 Most-Wanted Patents - Posted on 07/05/04 @ 12:50 PM
- Communists - Posted on 07/05/04 @ 10:03 AM
- Employers: Read This - Posted on 07/05/04 @ 09:49 AM
- Why Spam Will Never Die - Posted on 07/05/04 @ 09:47 AM
- Microsoft-owned Publication Recommends Firefox - Posted on 07/05/04 @ 09:42 AM
- Armstrong goes for his Sixth Tour Victory - Posted on 07/05/04 @ 09:27 AM
- Your Tax Dollars At Work - Posted on 07/04/04 @ 04:42 PM
- Say This In One Breath - Posted on 07/04/04 @ 11:30 AM
- "The fewer people in town, the more time I have to screw off." - Posted on 07/04/04 @ 11:27 AM
- Fake or Photo? - Posted on 07/04/04 @ 11:07 AM
- Cats Are Stupid - Posted on 07/04/04 @ 11:00 AM
- Rock Art - Posted on 07/04/04 @ 10:57 AM
- Superman Festival Human Zoo - Posted on 07/04/04 @ 10:52 AM
- Colin Powell a member of the Village People? - Posted on 07/04/04 @ 10:47 AM
- Happy 4th of July - Posted on 07/04/04 @ 10:40 AM
- "Stop beating up your women because you can't find a job." - Posted on 07/04/04 @ 10:05 AM
- Fox News Porn - Posted on 07/01/04 @ 04:36 PM
- $737,760 - Posted on 07/01/04 @ 04:34 PM
- This Is Very Typical Sony - Posted on 07/01/04 @ 02:13 PM
- Extreme Unicyclists in Central Oregon - Posted on 07/01/04 @ 11:34 AM
- Screw ASCII Art - Posted on 07/01/04 @ 09:18 AM
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