Lunatics Take Over Memorial Day Weekend
First, we have the cop that has his car stolen because he left the keys in it. The thief subsequently crashed the car, and then stole a few more cars. Then we have the axe-welding roommate and the crazy naked sweatshirt guy, but it only got worse.
A guy gets pulled over for a studded-tire violation, and then goes on to drive away from police, bashing up his car as well as a few yards and fences in the process. And then three guys get arrested for trying to break into somebody's shed.
What were these guys smoking? I'm sure it was all in dedication to the troops and veterans. Really.