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Crazy Naked Man and Axe Welding Roommates

It's all in a day's work for city police.

A 24-year-old man wearing only an allegedly stolen sweatshirt was found hiding near the College Way Chevron station and arrested early Sunday. He was accused of entering three unlocked apartments, engaging in a struggle with one resident, and trying to enter a fourth, police said.

It already had been a busy night for Bend police on the city's Westside. In an unrelated incident, an apparent domestic dispute turned violent Saturday night, in an attack involving a double-bladed ax.

Makes me glad I don't live on the Westside any more. I just have to deal with the loud jackasses in my neighborhood and their hot-rod cars (and their kids). But at least they're not trying to kill me.

Posted by Jake on 05/31/04 @ 01:38 PM
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kasey said on 05/31/04 @ 09:54 PM:
no matter was ANYONE says, the westside rocks :)

Jon said on 05/31/04 @ 10:14 PM:
Uh huh. Now I know who was wielding the axe. ;)

Jake said on 05/31/04 @ 10:22 PM:
OK, remind me to not sit next to kasey next time we all meet up. ;)

Dane said on 06/04/04 @ 02:17 AM:
Damn. This town kicks so much ass!

I think I'm gonna start a "Bend Psycho" collectible card game... I mean, we've got a good start already... Mr. Burglarize and Hide in the Gas Station, Mrs. Ax-Wielding Maniac, Mr. threathen-girls-on-campus-with-three-foot-sword...

Jake said on 06/06/04 @ 08:12 AM:
HAHAHA.....I need some free time, and I'll design the cards -- that's hillarious!

m said on 10/03/04 @ 06:41 AM:
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