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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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AIDS or Alzheimer's?I just got this joke from a buddy of mine.... Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results. Receptionist: "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, that's either bad or terrible." Mr. Smith: "What do you mean?" Receptionist: "Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which is your wife." Mr. Smith: "That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" Receptionist: "Normally, yes. But you have an HMO, and they won't pay for these expensive tests more than once." Mr. Smith: "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" Receptionist: "The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't sleep with her. Posted by Jake on 05/31/04 @ 12:39 PM
Posted in Funny | 3 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 3 Commentsjxhndxe said on 06/02/04 @ 01:49 AM:Funny joke. Of course, there are no real tests for Alzheimer's disease -- the only way of verifying it by doing an autopsy on the brain. (Sorry, the gerontologist in me just had to clarify that!) nick said on 06/02/04 @ 11:58 PM: whats 'an HMO'? Jake said on 06/03/04 @ 08:41 AM: It's an abbreviation for Health Maintenance Organization. Basically, it's an annoying insurance plan. Post a comment |
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