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Stupid Frat Brothers

This is why we send morons to college. A trio of Missouri frat brothers nearly had an international incident on their hands after they loaded fireworks into a Civil-War era cannon -- and nearly killed a group of visiting Chinese communists as a result. Full Story.

Posted by Jake on 05/25/04 @ 10:35 AM
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Dustin said on 10/26/04 @ 09:39 AM:
Big brother's are so mean and reterdid and my big brother.

Ashley Gill said on 10/27/04 @ 10:14 AM:
My little brother is so STUPID and DUMB and i want a boy friend

Ashley Gill said on 10/27/04 @ 10:15 AM:
So email me dude at 09stu211@casey.k12.us

Nameless One said on 10/30/04 @ 03:00 PM:
ahhhh

Rei said on 12/12/04 @ 01:13 PM:
My big bro sucks. I was decoratin the tree he kept on teasing me so i kicked him but it ended up right where his balls were. So i am grounded for a week. I wish my brother would die!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shelby said on 09/13/05 @ 01:27 PM:
My brother is stupid.

Sydney Gelineau said on 10/09/05 @ 05:23 PM:
My brothers r so stupid he is so annoying and he humilliates me alot.I want to kill him sometimes for what he does.

ozgur said on 11/28/05 @ 01:29 PM:
my brother is so dumb he starts to sing and stuff on purpose + he always stinks of sweat and never uses deoderant.

Vik said on 11/29/05 @ 01:28 PM:
My little brother is such an idiot . His hobbies include annyonig me, pestering me and being a brat. Just die already!!!!!!!!!!!!! nobody is going to miss you. I would be the happiest person in the world if I didn't know you

sampson said on 07/11/06 @ 05:57 PM:
can someone please tell me why brothers r so stupid and dumb?

They r so flippin annoyin and retardid

sampson said on 07/11/06 @ 05:59 PM:
i hate my brother

robie rotten said on 08/08/06 @ 09:12 AM:
my bros r the worst they bite and scratch and make my life a misery!!!

mia said on 08/30/06 @ 11:41 AM:
my brother is so selfish and gets away with everything i whish he diddent exist i shall be happy

Emily said on 11/18/06 @ 06:01 PM:
My brother is the bomb, to bad you don't have my brother! He play's with me and loves on me all the time!!

Rachel said on 11/18/06 @ 06:03 PM:
hi iam emilys sister and shes right my brother does rule hes the best brother in the world you got to come by sometime

Andrew said on 11/18/06 @ 06:05 PM:
Hi i am Rachel's and Emily's brother!
Well this is true and i am pretty darn cool!!!!!

Weezul said on 12/26/06 @ 11:23 AM:
my brother loves me and i know that. But when he is mad at me!!!!!!!!!!! hes so annoying and since hes old hes always like oh i will tell mom and dad oh this oh that. wat a retard. hes so mean and h always picks on me and teases me and says he will tell his retard friends

Weezul said on 12/26/06 @ 11:24 AM:
my bro can be really mean but sometimes hes da bomb he is really cool. But when hes not...

Weezul said on 12/26/06 @ 11:26 AM:
sorry i added wat i did. m feeling really guilty rite now. i love him

bob said on 02/22/07 @ 05:08 PM:
can't we solve this conflict wihout anger?
(jocking!) stupid bros. anyway a cheat for the monserhuntergame for the psp...


STUPID STOP READING THIS!!! IT IS A WAST OF TIME!

bob said on 02/22/07 @ 05:08 PM:
can't we solve this conflict wihout anger?
(jocking!) stupid bros. anyway a cheat for the monserhuntergame for the psp...


STUPID STOP READING THIS!!! IT IS A WAST OF TIME!

Kayla said on 01/21/08 @ 08:24 PM:
My brother bugs the heck out of me he doesn't know when to leave me to my space and he is a big BABY and sucks up to my parents when wants anything and he usally gets it. HE BUGS ME SO BAD I WANT TO SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Jane said on 03/01/08 @ 08:43 AM:
I 100% HATE my big brother. Hes such a looser n a time waister! He pisses me off all the time n makes life difficult 4 every1. Mum says "Be nice to each other". Fat chance when hes sooooo stupid! I HATE HIM!!!!!

Monlin said on 05/31/08 @ 12:34 PM:
I hate my brother is so wired along with my mom

Banana said on 07/29/08 @ 12:24 PM:
I hate my lil bro hes is an attention seeking brat he is dead annoying and crys every second of the day he does not shut up and his friend is a bigger idiot he thinks he is tuff and buff but really his stutter makes him sound like a fool.. life is difficult 4 me and having a retard as a brother is even more anoyin!!!!!!!!!!!

i wish he would run away from home and i would never see him again!!!!!!


I probably sound evil but its true and if you meet my brother you woill wish you were never born

P.S. wat shall i do?

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