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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
This is why we send morons to college. A trio of Missouri frat brothers nearly had an international incident on their hands after they loaded fireworks into a Civil-War era cannon -- and nearly killed a group of visiting Chinese communists as a result. Full Story.
Dustin said on 10/26/04 @ 09:39 AM: Big brother's are so mean and reterdid and my big brother.
Ashley Gill said on 10/27/04 @ 10:14 AM: My little brother is so STUPID and DUMB and i want a boy friend
Ashley Gill said on 10/27/04 @ 10:15 AM: So email me dude at 09stu211@casey.k12.us
Nameless One said on 10/30/04 @ 03:00 PM: ahhhh
Rei said on 12/12/04 @ 01:13 PM: My big bro sucks. I was decoratin the tree he kept on teasing me so i kicked him but it ended up right where his balls were. So i am grounded for a week. I wish my brother would die!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shelby said on 09/13/05 @ 01:27 PM: My brother is stupid.
Sydney Gelineau said on 10/09/05 @ 05:23 PM: My brothers r so stupid he is so annoying and he humilliates me alot.I want to kill him sometimes for what he does.
ozgur said on 11/28/05 @ 01:29 PM: my brother is so dumb he starts to sing and stuff on purpose + he always stinks of sweat and never uses deoderant.
Vik said on 11/29/05 @ 01:28 PM: My little brother is such an idiot . His hobbies include annyonig me, pestering me and being a brat. Just die already!!!!!!!!!!!!! nobody is going to miss you. I would be the happiest person in the world if I didn't know you
sampson said on 07/11/06 @ 05:57 PM: can someone please tell me why brothers r so stupid and dumb?
They r so flippin annoyin and retardid
sampson said on 07/11/06 @ 05:59 PM: i hate my brother
robie rotten said on 08/08/06 @ 09:12 AM: my bros r the worst they bite and scratch and make my life a misery!!!
mia said on 08/30/06 @ 11:41 AM: my brother is so selfish and gets away with everything i whish he diddent exist i shall be happy
Emily said on 11/18/06 @ 06:01 PM: My brother is the bomb, to bad you don't have my brother! He play's with me and loves on me all the time!!
Rachel said on 11/18/06 @ 06:03 PM: hi iam emilys sister and shes right my brother does rule hes the best brother in the world you got to come by sometime
Andrew said on 11/18/06 @ 06:05 PM: Hi i am Rachel's and Emily's brother!
Well this is true and i am pretty darn cool!!!!!
Weezul said on 12/26/06 @ 11:23 AM: my brother loves me and i know that. But when he is mad at me!!!!!!!!!!! hes so annoying and since hes old hes always like oh i will tell mom and dad oh this oh that. wat a retard. hes so mean and h always picks on me and teases me and says he will tell his retard friends
Weezul said on 12/26/06 @ 11:24 AM: my bro can be really mean but sometimes hes da bomb he is really cool. But when hes not...
Weezul said on 12/26/06 @ 11:26 AM: sorry i added wat i did. m feeling really guilty rite now. i love him
bob said on 02/22/07 @ 05:08 PM: can't we solve this conflict wihout anger?
(jocking!) stupid bros. anyway a cheat for the monserhuntergame for the psp...
STUPID STOP READING THIS!!! IT IS A WAST OF TIME!
bob said on 02/22/07 @ 05:08 PM: can't we solve this conflict wihout anger?
(jocking!) stupid bros. anyway a cheat for the monserhuntergame for the psp...
STUPID STOP READING THIS!!! IT IS A WAST OF TIME!
Kayla said on 01/21/08 @ 08:24 PM: My brother bugs the heck out of me he doesn't know when to leave me to my space and he is a big BABY and sucks up to my parents when wants anything and he usally gets it. HE BUGS ME SO BAD I WANT TO SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Jane said on 03/01/08 @ 08:43 AM: I 100% HATE my big brother. Hes such a looser n a time waister! He pisses me off all the time n makes life difficult 4 every1. Mum says "Be nice to each other". Fat chance when hes sooooo stupid! I HATE HIM!!!!!
Monlin said on 05/31/08 @ 12:34 PM: I hate my brother is so wired along with my mom
Banana said on 07/29/08 @ 12:24 PM: I hate my lil bro hes is an attention seeking brat he is dead annoying and crys every second of the day he does not shut up and his friend is a bigger idiot he thinks he is tuff and buff but really his stutter makes him sound like a fool.. life is difficult 4 me and having a retard as a brother is even more anoyin!!!!!!!!!!!
i wish he would run away from home and i would never see him again!!!!!!
I probably sound evil but its true and if you meet my brother you woill wish you were never born