UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
I'm a whole 26 years old today. I'm going to try to do as little as possible today, and that would include looking at my computer. Back to blogging tomorrow.
I got just as drunk as I possibly could on my 26th birthday. On the other hand, that pretty much sums up my entire experience during the Reagan years....
Jon said on 05/21/04 @ 04:36 PM: A baby? This from someone who's what... 3 years older?
Rick said on 05/21/04 @ 04:40 PM: On my birthday I dont get to do whatever I want, because its also my wife's birthday.
And I'm only 22......
yoleen said on 05/21/04 @ 05:40 PM: HPPY BDAY YO8 GOOBER. Duh, if you'd given me a heads up, you coulda had a freee babysitter tonight.. Instead, I'll stay home, online, and get drunk. XOYO
Jake Ortman said on 05/21/04 @ 09:53 PM: Thanks for all your well-wishes, folks. I just got back from a nice dinner at an Italian place here in town (Ernestos). I'm quite full, but I think I have room for that cheesecake in the fridge :-)
And Yoleen, I've got babysitting: My mom and dad :-)
Austin said on 05/22/04 @ 04:56 PM: Happy Birthday!
Ken Edwards said on 05/22/04 @ 09:17 PM: Jake, im glad to hear you had a nice b-day.
Rick, think of it this way, you will never forget!
Ozguru said on 05/23/04 @ 05:16 AM: Sorry I'm late for the party but HAPPY BIRTHDAY from Down Under.