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Penis Enlargement Pills Don't Work -- By ThemselvesLast year I linked to a site chronicling a man's experiment with penis enlargement pills and if they really work or not. The project is over (was a while ago, but I wasn't on the ball), and he provides some nice graphs of the change in size of his manhood. Long story short: the pills don't work by themselves, but if you do certain exercises along with them, girth can improve. He went from 140 mm to 174 mm -- so about 1.33 inches longer. Link via Chris. Posted by Jake on 05/20/04 @ 10:08 AM
Posted in Interesting | 17 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 17 CommentsKen Edwards said on 05/20/04 @ 03:49 PM:Killing me softly, with his puns... Jesse Thompson said on 05/20/04 @ 04:20 PM: Er, not that I've actually followed the link yet, but girth != length right? :] Jake Ortman said on 05/20/04 @ 04:24 PM: That would be correct. yoleen said on 05/21/04 @ 05:43 PM: I'm not gonna bother reading the article, but I'm willing to bet that the "excersises" involve his personal trainer, Rosie. Val said on 05/22/04 @ 11:56 AM: LONGER? Are there really women that want a LONG penis??? A long penis hitting your cervix is not a nice feeling! Now if we were talkin' girth.... ;-) Oh, wait... I just figured it out; maybe having a long penis is meant to impress other men. Eskimo said on 07/11/04 @ 05:48 PM: !!! YOU DON'T BELIEVE THIS F*CKING SH*T, DO YOU??? Lynda said on 08/05/04 @ 01:58 AM: I just want a guy who can have a natural penis toput in me with out pillz lydia080johnson@yahoo.co.uk men contact me please Lynda said on 08/05/04 @ 01:59 AM: Penis enlargemewnt is bullshit, im a women and like small penis soit dont hurt dale bemis said on 09/21/04 @ 09:50 PM: I have a small penis and I don't care what people think. dave said on 10/28/04 @ 05:03 AM: Pills are crap. You'll notice the links to them even when someones commenting on them coz it's written by the companies who push them. I know what works but you'll have to mail me to find out. Thing is when a guy finds a solution he's not gonna print it. I'm not a seller & my method hasn't been tried yet coz of money but it has been proven & it will work. It's dangerous & I don't know if its worth it. It takes up alot of time finding the right answer coz the scammers want to rip you off so they're every where. Sorry for not printing it but if I do, the Fed will close the sites down. They're already doing it. Once I get mine I'll comment on it. Penis is important but probably not as important as some of us think. Hiss said on 01/13/05 @ 02:26 AM: your page is a piece of shit ! Jake said on 01/13/05 @ 09:08 AM: How, that was insightful, hiss. PK said on 04/22/05 @ 06:01 PM: Yeah. You obviously have no financial link to the one penis-pill site you linked to :rolls eyes: Look. Mine is 7.1" long. Do I want it to be any longer? No. Hell, it's already nearly too big for my girlfriend--the first couple times she didn't enjoy it at all; it hurt like hell. Jesus Christ, people. As long as it's longer than about 5 inches, it'll work just about the same. Wisconsin said on 10/09/06 @ 06:16 PM: I took Enzyte for a month just to see if it would do anything. The results were more placebo like than anything. Enzyte didn't actually make my penis bigger all around forever but upon arousel or during sexual intercourse with my wife it did seem to have a fuller feeling to it and orgasms were slightly better. yeah sure said on 12/22/06 @ 10:38 AM: placebo effect maybe? anyone whos got problems with their penis size should either get therapy, or better yet go to penis reduction websites to see what guys with foot long cocks really go through. having a huge dong isnt as much of a benefit as porn would like to make you think. Dave said on 03/06/07 @ 03:24 PM: want to know wut my penis is 3in long and when i bang my girl she moans like no other i dont know about u but the orgasms i get are AWSOME!!!! Brett said on 07/24/07 @ 09:10 AM: wow way to make it creepy dave. YOU are of the few people whoa ctually are weird lol im like 6 1/4 Post a comment |
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