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Isn't that what they're supposed to do?

The Consumer Product Safety Commission is putting a recall on matches because they "may ignite upon impact, posing a fire hazard to consumers." I only wish this was a joke.

And to top it all off, they're Martha Stewart matches.

Thanks Barney for the link.

Posted by Jake on 05/18/04 @ 02:01 PM
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