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Our tax dollars are going to fund a creation of a "manure spreading index." Automated weather stations are being placed throughout western Oregon in the hopes of predicting the best time for farmers to dump their shit in the fields. Full story at bend.com.
geoff said on 04/24/04 @ 05:55 PM: my girlfriend alana wanted me to spread her email around so she have more contacts, so just add her on - its alanad_1991@msn.com