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Religious College = Prison?

I know you gotta have some rules to keep things in order, but this school's rules are a bit nuts. You get 12 Reprimands and a $70 fine for viewing or possessing a rated "R" movie (wonder if that includes this movie). You get 18 reprimand, a $100 fine, 18 hours of community service, and a 50% scholarship reduction for entering the residence hall of somebody of the opposite sex (don't ask what happens if you spend a night with that person, go to a motel room, or have a drink of wine -- it gets messy).

Makes me glad I went to a public school. I may be going straight to hell, but at least I had a good time.

Posted by Jake on 04/04/04 @ 03:51 PM
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