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Blame the Mormons

They steal all the energy we lose overnight on the Daylight savings switch. Or so says Davezilla.

I heard the newscaster say, as she says every year, "Tonight we lose an hour of sleep." Remember the law of conservation of energy? Energy is never lost, only changed in form? Time is a form of energy in my opinion. It certainly drains us of ours.

So by my reckoning, if time is energy, and energy is never lost, then where the bloody hell are these hours going? My theory? The Mormons steal them. They're so damn productive. To have all that time for extra wives and kids, they must be stealing hours from us. That's my theory. What's yours?

Posted by Jake on 04/04/04 @ 03:07 PM
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The One True b!X said on 04/04/04 @ 03:27 PM:
Well, thanks to Verizon Wireless, whose network has still not updated the time on my phone, I guess I haven't actually lost an hour of sleep. However, I'm going to be an hour late for everything.

Jake Ortman said on 04/04/04 @ 03:36 PM:
You know, you could probably always manually set the time on your phone -- lazy bastard ;-)

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