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Five year old sprinkles dope on cafeteria lasagna. I'm sure he's seen mommy sprinkle dry green stuff on hers, and when he found her stash, thought it was oregano, and just assumed it was for food. So I blame the mommy, not the kid.
qdl said on 03/24/04 @ 08:53 PM: Best. Lasagna. Ever.
(for grownups, that is.)
Cheesehead Craig said on 03/25/04 @ 08:58 AM: What a great idea! Get high from the pot, then the munchies are taken care of at the same time with the lasagna.
Jack Bog said on 03/28/04 @ 01:49 AM: Some years back, my friend Fred visited some friends of his up in Alaska. After dinner, Fred lit up a pipeful of Plum Cake smoking tobacco. Whereupon his hosts' three-year-old son remarked, "Your dope smells funny."