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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
Want to look like an inked-up moron (**cough**Gregg**cough**) without going through the expense and pain of getting full-body tattoos? Just buy these shirts, and scare the hell out of somebody.
Damaged said on 01/29/05 @ 11:37 PM: The sleeve shirts are the dumbest thing i have ever seen .. And belive me i have seen some GAY shit in my life time.. YOu want to look like you have a tattoo, what are you a fucking pussy.. Take the time, take the pain spend the money .. Grow the fuck up ! The person who thought of that shit should hang him self.. Or i will stomp him to the curb so being such a vagina' mc ginerson' ..
with to much hate for that site..
pilot at damaged youth.com
Dave said on 08/21/05 @ 03:52 AM: Wow. Whoever would buy and wear those, I pity you. I pity you for being a fuckin pussy. If you want that look so bad, fuckin' get yourself inked.
Yes, it hurts. Yes, it's permanent--if it wasn't, it wouldn't mean anything.
Those things look so fuckin' shitty anyways, you're not going to impress anyone wearing them. If it attracts anyone to you, when they come off, they're going to be like 'OMG, i accidentally got a crush on a huge fuckin' pussy!"
I totally agree with this damaged guy. Fuck you all.
Devon said on 12/07/05 @ 06:14 PM: Im very upset with the sleeve shirts because I saw one with military symbols on it. I thought that shit was to show membership to a brother hood not a tacy marketing ploy. Anyone that buys the sleeve shirts is a bitch ass poser in my book. So go ahead and buy them if you want your ass kicked by any one in the military. Because its sure to offend them as it did me. I did 9 months in Iraq with the united states army military police corp. HOOOAH
Nameless One said on 02/09/06 @ 06:02 PM: It's just a shirt