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"Do you send out Free Porn?"

I'm sure this lady is going to unsubscribe from my mailing list for saying this, but I'm not mentioning her name, I just got a kick out of this. She e-mails me the following: "This might sound very bad, but do you send people who subscribed free porn?"

I told her I would -- if she asked really nice.

She thought it was a funny joke, and she's still on the list -- last I checked.

Posted by Jake on 03/04/04 @ 01:38 PM
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