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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets.
This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Internet connection provided by Bend BroadBand. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5193 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 16116 comments.
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Entries posted from 03/01/04 to 03/31/04
- Woman ends up with 4 boobs after surgery - Posted on 03/31/04 @ 05:13 PM
- A Great Name for a Urologist - Posted on 03/31/04 @ 04:30 PM
- The Rasterbator - Posted on 03/31/04 @ 10:20 AM
- Want a really long e-mail address? - Posted on 03/31/04 @ 10:17 AM
- I'm sure they could be put to work - Posted on 03/31/04 @ 10:16 AM
- Finger-safe Power Saw - Posted on 03/31/04 @ 10:15 AM
- Input Requested on Upgrading a Windows NT Server to Windows 2003 - Posted on 03/30/04 @ 02:26 PM
- Don't Play this at Work - Posted on 03/30/04 @ 01:26 PM
- Want to improve your typing skills? - Posted on 03/30/04 @ 01:25 PM
- Shoot a Cow with a Rocket for only $400 - Posted on 03/30/04 @ 09:40 AM
- Cable Companies Drive Me Crazy - Posted on 03/30/04 @ 09:36 AM
- The World's Greatest Safe - Posted on 03/29/04 @ 05:54 PM
- What if there was nothing but good news? - Posted on 03/29/04 @ 05:45 PM
- Dated Web Design Clichés - Posted on 03/29/04 @ 05:38 PM
- Sports Illustrated's digital photo workflow - Posted on 03/29/04 @ 05:34 PM
- Pricewatch's $10,000 T-Shirt Entries - Posted on 03/29/04 @ 05:28 PM
- What if you stick the apple up your nose? - Posted on 03/29/04 @ 12:31 PM
- New Google Design Goes Live - Posted on 03/29/04 @ 11:05 AM
- Cleaning PHP code is Fun - Posted on 03/28/04 @ 05:43 PM
- When I start running again.... - Posted on 03/28/04 @ 04:14 PM
- Need to send a huge file via e-mail? - Posted on 03/28/04 @ 04:11 PM
- Spider Man 3?!? - Posted on 03/28/04 @ 03:50 PM
- White House.org Patriotic Posters - Posted on 03/28/04 @ 03:45 PM
- I filed my first BBB complaint - Posted on 03/25/04 @ 04:31 PM
- That's one way to sell a car - Posted on 03/25/04 @ 02:42 PM
- SpongeBob: The Movie - Posted on 03/25/04 @ 01:32 PM
- Mel or Monty? - Posted on 03/25/04 @ 12:59 PM
- The Athletic Hooker - Posted on 03/25/04 @ 11:43 AM
- Yo Momma Insults for Coders - Posted on 03/25/04 @ 11:07 AM
- Yes, I'm here - Posted on 03/25/04 @ 09:51 AM
- Want your favorite site to use RSS? - Posted on 03/24/04 @ 06:45 PM
- Myths, Lies, and Downright Stupidity - Posted on 03/24/04 @ 06:25 PM
- That's some good lasagna, man! - Posted on 03/24/04 @ 06:15 PM
- This is why I love Timex - Posted on 03/23/04 @ 05:35 PM
- Spring Break Sucks - Posted on 03/22/04 @ 05:28 PM
- Another Bend Blogger - Posted on 03/21/04 @ 07:51 PM
- Marketing Techniques and Terminology - Posted on 03/21/04 @ 05:03 PM
- FCC tries to ban "F-Word" - Posted on 03/21/04 @ 12:00 PM
- Who invented the smiley? - Posted on 03/21/04 @ 10:37 AM
- Want pink piss? - Posted on 03/21/04 @ 10:31 AM
- Want to stop terrorism? - Posted on 03/21/04 @ 09:54 AM
- Couple Good Headlines - Posted on 03/21/04 @ 09:49 AM
- What a horrible last name - Posted on 03/19/04 @ 06:34 PM
- "Who cares what you think?" - Posted on 03/19/04 @ 06:28 PM
- Dishwasher: Free To Good Home - Posted on 03/19/04 @ 02:04 PM
- Arrogant Bastard - Posted on 03/19/04 @ 09:04 AM
- Still at Work - Posted on 03/18/04 @ 08:04 PM
- Carb-free diets make you bitchy - Posted on 03/18/04 @ 01:49 PM
- Newly Discovered Planet Hurt by Wal Mart Addition - Posted on 03/18/04 @ 12:54 PM
- You've got 30 Minutes to Make Your Picks - Posted on 03/18/04 @ 08:52 AM
- The Funniest US Senators? - Posted on 03/17/04 @ 02:15 PM
- Hollywood needs to police itself before blaming others - Posted on 03/17/04 @ 01:06 PM
- Bend school dance shut down early because of naughtiness - Posted on 03/16/04 @ 05:44 PM
- Geeks deserve hazard pay - Posted on 03/16/04 @ 05:08 PM
- For the man who has everything - Posted on 03/16/04 @ 04:57 PM
- More jobs coming in to US than going out of it - Posted on 03/16/04 @ 04:37 PM
- Are hyphenated Yahoo names that rare? - Posted on 03/16/04 @ 04:14 PM
- This is why spam will never die - Posted on 03/15/04 @ 01:51 PM
- Don't forget your medication - Posted on 03/15/04 @ 11:12 AM
- You love your cat too much when... - Posted on 03/15/04 @ 10:50 AM
- The Best of Photojournalism Online - Posted on 03/15/04 @ 10:39 AM
- Port Knocking - Posted on 03/15/04 @ 10:24 AM
- The Google Print Edition - Posted on 03/15/04 @ 10:18 AM
- Trapped climber survives on raw squirrel - Posted on 03/14/04 @ 05:52 PM
- Nobody wins -- or even finishes -- Grand Challenge - Posted on 03/14/04 @ 05:49 PM
- Best Movie Title Ever - Posted on 03/14/04 @ 10:57 AM
- The Thumpin' Browser - Posted on 03/14/04 @ 10:30 AM
- Tattoo Clothing - Posted on 03/14/04 @ 10:27 AM
- Lesson Learned - Posted on 03/11/04 @ 07:46 PM
- The Ultimate Biblical Insult - Posted on 03/11/04 @ 05:07 PM
- Safe for Work Pornography - Posted on 03/11/04 @ 05:05 PM
- The Official Rules of Calvinball - Posted on 03/11/04 @ 05:03 PM
- A 4GB Compactflash drive for $200?!? - Posted on 03/11/04 @ 05:02 PM
- Real World Video Game Scenes - Posted on 03/11/04 @ 05:00 PM
- Pete Rose to be inducted into hall of fame - Posted on 03/11/04 @ 04:55 PM
- This disgusts me - Posted on 03/11/04 @ 04:52 PM
- Swiss Army Knife for Geeks - Posted on 03/11/04 @ 02:33 PM
- Headline of the Week - Posted on 03/11/04 @ 09:21 AM
- The difference between liberals, conservatives, and Southerners? - Posted on 03/11/04 @ 09:11 AM
- Another Brilliant Solution to Spam - Posted on 03/10/04 @ 04:19 PM
- Far Side cartoons made real - Posted on 03/10/04 @ 02:30 PM
- Product Placement of the Christ - Posted on 03/10/04 @ 02:28 PM
- MSIE Gone Bad - Posted on 03/10/04 @ 01:45 PM
- Interesting domain - Posted on 03/10/04 @ 01:42 PM
- Smack the Penguin - Posted on 03/10/04 @ 01:36 PM
- Raining on Your Parade - Posted on 03/10/04 @ 01:33 PM
- News 14 Carolina should've known better - Posted on 03/10/04 @ 01:28 PM
- Biggest Sandwich Ever? - Posted on 03/09/04 @ 12:49 PM
- The worst last name for a cop - Posted on 03/09/04 @ 12:38 PM
- Is Donald Trump's Face on it? - Posted on 03/09/04 @ 12:15 PM
- Only Four More Days until the Grand Challenge - Posted on 03/09/04 @ 11:08 AM
- Unused space on hard drives recovered? - Posted on 03/09/04 @ 10:54 AM
- Testing, 1, 2, 3... - Posted on 03/08/04 @ 10:33 AM
- Moving to New Host - Posted on 03/05/04 @ 08:10 PM
- Happy Birthday to Spam - Posted on 03/05/04 @ 08:03 PM
- A novel idea: Same-person marriage - Posted on 03/05/04 @ 07:45 PM
- "Do you send out Free Porn?" - Posted on 03/04/04 @ 01:38 PM
- Help Save This Site - Posted on 03/04/04 @ 10:06 AM
- Trackable RSS - Posted on 03/03/04 @ 02:17 PM
- And you thought the TeleTubbies were weird - Posted on 03/03/04 @ 12:17 PM
- The movement's heading North - Posted on 03/03/04 @ 12:17 PM
- The Girl Who Feels No Pain - Posted on 03/02/04 @ 10:38 PM
- How To Write Unmaintainable Code - Posted on 03/02/04 @ 10:25 PM
- Another Unfortunate URL - Posted on 03/02/04 @ 10:16 PM
- I need one of these in my server - Posted on 03/02/04 @ 10:10 PM
- Building Servers and Moving Hosts - Posted on 03/01/04 @ 03:45 PM
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