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Customer Service At Its Finest

My wife walked into a new(er) ice cream store in town, and was overwhelmed a bit by the selection. She noticed there were three different kinds of vanilla flavored ice creams: French Vanilla, Vanilla Bean, and Smooth and Creamy. She asked the nit-wit behind the counter, "What's the difference between the three?"

His reply? "They're all different kinds of vanilla."

Thanks, coach, that was very helpful. Moron.

Posted by Jake on 02/27/04 @ 09:36 PM
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