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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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"Can't come to work boss, I'm too stiff"A possible side affect of Cialis, another Viagra-like pill for men who can't get it up, could "experience an erection for more than 4 hours." Yikes! I can only imagine how that'd affect a normal day. Thanks Barney for the tip -- why he knew this I don't know, but he claims to have seen it on TV. Posted by Jake on 02/26/04 @ 10:07 AM
Posted in Funny | 5 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 5 Commentspril said on 02/26/04 @ 10:27 AM:oh hell yeah its on TV... it was on during the Superbowl. "while unusual, erections lasting for four hours or more do occur and you should seek the attention of a doctor if they occur". How can anyone say that with a straight face? And do you remember the Xenical side effects? "Explosive, uncontrollable bowel movements, oily discharge... " weeee. isn't that fun. Jake Ortman said on 02/26/04 @ 10:29 AM: Oh yeah, I remember those commercials for Xenical. Those were the nastiest things. Amy said on 02/26/04 @ 10:35 AM: Would be a bit painful wouldn't you think? Would any man actually risk such a side effect? Francis said on 02/26/04 @ 02:21 PM: Who has to imagine? I remember high school. Jake Ortman said on 02/26/04 @ 02:29 PM: Yes, so do I, but if I had a stiffy that long, I'd take my girlfriend somewhere and get relief ;) Comments Have Been Closed For This Entry. |
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