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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 31-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5829 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 19392 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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Why men don't ask for directionsWe don't ask for directions, because women are terrible at giving them. Don't believe me? Posted by Jake on 02/18/04 @ 04:07 PM
Posted in Funny | 2 Comments | Permalink Send to digg, facebook, twitter or reddit 2 Commentsblog police said on 02/18/04 @ 05:47 PM:This page (http://utterlyboring.com/archives/2004/02/18/why_men_dont_ask_for_directions.php) contains 42132 bytes, while there are only 89 bytes of actual content (your blog entry). Congratulations, that's 0.002% content and 99.998% cruft. Do your readers a favor (who must squint to see the content) and trim the fat. Jake Ortman said on 02/18/04 @ 07:44 PM: Never once did I saw that my site was the fastest loading out there. Yes, it's bloated, and I've been meaning to trim it down, but you know what? I've been to far more blogs that look and act worse than this. 42KBs ain't bad, considering that many sites top 200KB on a regular basis. So are you done lecturing me now? When I get the free time (never), I'll build a better template. Meanwhile, go find somebody else to criticize. This site was originally created as an outlet for me for stuff I found fun. Pleasing everybody is impossible, especially when I really couldn't care less if a ton of people were happy about this site. I want them to like it, and most do -- so quit your belly-aching. </rant> Post a comment |
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