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Other animals can get drunk and stupid, tooI always thought that humans were the only animals stupid enough to get drunk and pull off stupid Jackass-like moves. Apparently elephants can, too: Four wild elephants drunk on rice beer have been electrocuted in the north-east Indian state of Meghalaya, wildlife officials report.Long story short, the elephants started to acquire a taste for rice beer that's produced in some India villages. They went on a rampage, drank a bunch, ran into a telephone pole, electrocuted themselves. Are pachyderms eligible for Darwin Awards? I wouldn't think the awards are human-specific, considering Darwin's theory of evolution was in regards to all species. Thanks to Barney for the tip. Posted by Jake on 01/26/04 @ 09:07 AM
Posted in Funny | 21 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 21 Commentstj said on 12/25/04 @ 06:02 AM:what you do is not water your dog for a say and put 2-3 shots of captain morgan in his water. heel think its nasty as hell but heel be so happy its water heel drink it all up. 10-20 minuts later heel be running around the house and barking at random objects! its reel fun you should try it its also fun to hold his mouth shut and wait for him to exhale from his nose. when he doe blow a giant hit of weed in his nose. he will get so high it will be fun to watch him run around and he will thank you for it. rj said on 12/25/04 @ 06:07 AM: re: tj you can do that to any animal including you little brother! while hes sleeping blow small weed hits into his mouth when he inhales. then 20 mins later throw something at him so heel wake up. see my brothe never smoked before so it waws reel fun to see him walk all around the house like a loser askin me why he felt wierd! I hate people like you said on 12/27/04 @ 07:57 PM: Tj, first off learn to spell. Real is not spelled with 2 e's. 2nd, you are a sick motherfucker. That is not even funny, that is abusive and if you want to do that nonsense don't bring animals into it. It causes brain damage and other things. If I knew where you lived, I would tie you up, cut off your dick and make you eat it you fucking asshole. O & L said on 01/20/05 @ 04:58 AM: Is it possible to get fish drunk??? me said on 02/19/05 @ 09:03 PM: ya ok i really want to know if a fish can get drunk lol...like lets say there a crash and there was a big truck carrying lots of..lets say..beer lol..and all the beer ran into a lake wiht fish. can teh fish get drunk from that lol..cuz like if thats not how it happens then how else would u give a fish alcohol cuz u can'tlike hold its mouth open and pour it in lol..or can u?...oh and if a bear was to eat weed could it get the same affect as we would when we smoke it? Iceguy said on 04/10/05 @ 03:55 AM: If you wanna get your dog high, that's cool. Just don't do it if it doesn't want to. It's not cruel to get an animal high. Pot DOESN'T cause brain damage. Go back to your 'marijuanna is bad' world. dan said on 11/04/05 @ 01:08 PM: I tried getting fish drunk if you put even a little bit of alcohol in there water they will die wtf said on 05/18/06 @ 10:51 PM: what the fuck you people are all retarded Genius said on 03/08/07 @ 11:01 PM: You gotta take the fish out of it's tank, and put it in a little bowl. Pour in one shot of clear vodka. Observe. Sane person said on 03/12/07 @ 10:42 AM: I agree with you WTF. Some of you guys are either on drugs or have the mentality of a 4 year old. What's the matter with you. It's cruel to abusive animals, that's why it's called animal cruetly... Those poor elephants. Being electrocuted hurts and is a terrible way to die to say the least. You must be real sick or have some serious issues to find it amusement in other animals or people's pain. WHAT said on 07/23/07 @ 10:21 AM: I DONT KNOW HOW I GOT HERE BUT IM GONNA GO dick lilly said on 08/06/07 @ 08:42 PM: Hey If ur such a sane person why the fuck do i see u shovin a dildo in ur mommas pussy every night...how do u explain that one...btw i live down the road from u in the big blue house... Cool said on 10/21/07 @ 08:38 AM: some animals like getting high off weed....i would never let any of my pets drink alcohol tho :-o Cool said on 10/21/07 @ 08:39 AM: one time i saw a dog get into a couple of a friends ecstasy pills, the dog was very happy and made friends with everyone all night and came out of the experience fine lol... sane said on 11/06/07 @ 10:57 AM: Its dangerous to get your pets high, or drunk. it causes instant brain damage and will forever change your pet. First time will do it, and its not a maybe. You are harming your pets and should really grow up and think about what you are doing to what should be considered a member of your family! Kyrandos said on 11/06/07 @ 08:02 PM: 1 in 20 people who smoke weed die on their first hit. Every dog that has ever been 'stoned' off of weed has died instantly. Alcohol causes irreversable brain damage to all animals including humans any time the BAC reaches .03% Making up bullshit is fun, isn't it, sane? But seriously. Quit fucking with your animals people. orange said on 11/16/07 @ 09:00 AM: hahaha i was seeing if you can get a bird stoned daed un tha head said on 11/28/07 @ 08:57 PM: you're a fuckin dumbass weed cannot kill you in any way.its just not something thats possible.i get my cat high all the time she loves it. laidbackdude said on 11/30/07 @ 11:18 AM: hahaha i have no idea how i got her but im so glad i did by the way my buddy and i have been smoking up his cat off bongs for like 2 years now and its gone so far the cat is permanently tripping like people do off to much acid and he is the most friendly loving cat i have ever met and all of our friends say the same. oh i dunno about smoking up a bird that seems hard but i have smoked up a butterfly it was great it didnt move for like 5 minutes and then tried to fly away but in some really fucked up flight patterns drunk animals said on 05/11/08 @ 07:09 PM: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3848948854983022327&q=&hl=en smokinhippie said on 09/03/08 @ 09:00 PM: this is some of the funniest shit I have ever read my neighbor down the hall from me in my apartment building has just blown the smoke straight into my dogs ear and he has gotten pretty high but he enjoys it every time we are smoking he comes running up to us and pushing his head into our laps. I have never tried to get my cat high but if it would make her less of a bitch I think I would try it. Post a comment |
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