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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
The young man was test driving a 1996 Cadillac Seville when the Brotherton Cadillac salesman accompanying him got out to use the ATM machine at the Bank of America branch at 300 Burnett Ave. S. When he did, the 14-year-old drove off in the car.
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[A] motorcycle officer spotted the car at Talbot Road South and South Grady Way, and tried to stop it. The youthful driver ignored the lights and siren and continued south [...]
A short chase ensued, now the kid faces various felony accounts. Idiots. Both of them.
Jenn said on 01/14/04 @ 05:48 PM: Who's the bigger idiot? The salesperson who a)did not check the kid's ID and b)attended to personal business during a demonstration drive or the kid who thought he could get away with it? As far as I know most dealerships require a copy of your license before you can demo because of insurance reasons. I don't either individual will qualify for a genius grant anytime soon.
Jake Ortman said on 01/14/04 @ 10:22 PM: Oh, I never said either were smart. Not only did the guy let a 14 year old drive, but he then got out of the car to run and errand.
joyboy said on 04/06/04 @ 12:35 AM: um i dont get it...i liked the one about the al-gebra terrorists tho...lol
Jess said on 08/17/04 @ 09:24 PM: How old do you have to be to test drive a car in the country anyways?? You should atlest have to be 16, with a drivers license.
Jess said on 08/17/04 @ 09:25 PM: How old do you have to be to test drive a car in this country anyways?? You should atlest have to be 16, with a drivers license.
robert said on 10/06/05 @ 05:01 AM: from asher robert
will like to hear from a dealer in usa who do sell cars in a smaller rate and also who can receive my request and i will like to pay throw money order and also like to see your cars that your company do sell and also how much they cost for each car
thanx very much
my name asher
or robert