UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
You are bidding on my collection of fast food restaurant condiments that I have collected over the past year at my job. An impressive collection of condiments that everyone seems to drop their jaw when seeing it for the first time.
There are about 129 condiment packets. The bidding is up to $15.50 and if it goes over $25, he'll throw in some useless crap from Wendy's (a plastic fork, knife, and straw).