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Joan Crawford's Long Lost Daughter Found (It had been a a while since we've had a Michael Jackson post. Thanks Yoleen) Posted by Jake on 12/31/03 @ 10:07 AM
Posted in Funny | 16 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 16 Commentsyoleen said on 12/31/03 @ 10:21 AM:I do think that's the look he's going for. It's perfectly frightening.....Mikey Dearest. Yvonne said on 01/10/04 @ 01:02 AM: OMG Makes me think thats what his deal with elizabeth taylor is Liz loved joan crawferd micheal loved liz so he decided hed try his best to his ability to get that image which she so adored!!!!LMAO sybil said on 01/11/04 @ 04:46 PM: woe is me..Michael just moved in on my block last week. Teens are posting pictures and posters on the posts and telephone poles proclaiming him innocent. My neighborhood will never be the same. Miranda said on 01/12/04 @ 04:58 PM: Um, is that Joan or is that Faye Dunaway PLAYING Joan in Mommie Dearest? Jake Ortman said on 01/12/04 @ 05:02 PM: You know, I've heard rumors that this pic is of Faye Dunaway, but I haven't heard any confirmation of it one way or another. Miranda said on 01/12/04 @ 05:04 PM: Here: http://www.dollsoup.co.uk/mommie.htm If you look at a few pictures of Joan Crawford, (and if you have seen the movie as many times as I have), it's pretty obvious. However, that doesn't change the fact that Jacko HAS grown to resemble the real Joan -- she's even scarie looking than Faye's impersonation. Jake Ortman said on 01/12/04 @ 05:07 PM: Agreed. No matter who that is in the pic, Jacko's looks are starting to freak me out :-) Anne said on 01/12/04 @ 05:50 PM: Jacko - the poor black boy who grew up to become a rich white woman. Pat said on 01/22/04 @ 09:14 PM: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a-ha ha ha ha ha ha...............................Sorry, I can't help it...I laughed until I cried, and still laughing.................and now I'm off again, just read your panhandling line below.....hahahahahahahahahahahaha vash said on 01/27/04 @ 08:45 PM: oh its the motherSHIP MJ actually cloned himself! D said on 01/28/04 @ 02:32 PM: HEY! This is Fay Dunaway, not Joan Crawford! Nameless One said on 04/23/04 @ 11:50 PM: Have some respect for Miss Crawford. She was a great actress and person. JKL2 said on 06/10/04 @ 01:49 PM: It's obvious that this picture is of Faye Dunaway and NOT Joan Crawford. I dont think Faye looked hideous as Joan Crawford, she simply looked different in Crawford's facial outlines. No way is Jackson the same, he is 100 times more weird than Faye's picture. About the eyebrows, Crawford did go a little over the line as she grew older. Joan Crawford still is a Hollywood legend and will always be one, that is why she deserves our deepest respects. Greg said on 08/05/05 @ 08:03 PM: Man, that picture of Joan is ugulllllllllllly! She look like she's had to many dicks in her mouth so hu cheeks sunk in, man she ugly. Whooo put that bitch back in the uterus! That beeyach don't look nothing like the sexy bitch I saw on the grand hotel. That's Faye Dunaway, the old-ass skanky diseased hoe bag. Man, it's pretty obvious. jamie]\ said on 01/17/08 @ 08:53 AM: wowo wos gay u are definetly gay!!! fag! iordanu said on 01/17/08 @ 08:54 AM: i like it its hott Post a comment |
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