UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
Ever wanted to be that little bastard that ran around at a crowded outdoor shopping mall, pegging present-welding shoppers with snowballs? I know I always have. (Warning: Low Resolution monitors Need Not Apply, as the guy coded the thing for big screens. Why? I have no idea, but I could just see it all at 1024x768.)