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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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Arrest Yourself, save the police department troubleFinally, a police department with a sense of humor. A proposition has been announced recently to help reduce the deficit and to "Take A Bite Out Of Crime." If you witness a crime, it is your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is committed, you have the right to make a "Citizen's Arrest". Thus, if YOU commit a crime, it would be extremely helpful for you to perform a Citizen's Self-Arrest. Fill out the form, to complete your Citizen's Self-Arrest.The form is very entertaining, providing options to questions that are just hilarious. When it asks for your plea, you can select "Guilty, Not Guilty, No Contest, Too Drunk to Pick." The also give you a microscopic bible to swear on, too. Posted by Jake on 12/21/03 @ 11:39 AM
Posted in Funny | 6 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 6 Commentsyoleen said on 12/21/03 @ 04:52 PM:That was great! Pretty fancy site for a local PD. John said on 12/21/03 @ 07:08 PM: I wonder how many people they've caught this way. Jake Ortman said on 12/21/03 @ 10:46 PM: Well, since I'm out of their jurisdiction, maybe I'll turn myself in for something? ;-) puella said on 12/22/03 @ 07:20 PM: that is so funny, this is my first time to this site, and it rules! Jake Ortman said on 12/22/03 @ 07:24 PM: Well you keep coming back now, you hear? :-) nex said on 12/26/03 @ 05:57 AM: I filled it in for fun, but then I clicked and held on the "Arest me now" button. I thought I was capable of just moving the cursor off, and letting ago. Apparently it wasn't that type of button. Well, now I suppose I can't leave the house, and I'm not supposed to be communicating with anyone, so I'll suppose I'll use all capable means of stoppingh myeth yaghyftuhd gu4 gbVA Post a comment |
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