Buy UtterlyBoring.com stuff... Please :-)
I figured since Jon linked to my old CafeShops store, I'd better put something useful on it -- something related to this site. So I've updated it, added some stuff, taken away some stuff, set some random prices (I barely make any profit on anything there), and re-setup the site.
So you can now buy UtterlyBoring.com t-shirts, tote bags, stickers, sweatshirts, etc... . Some of them have printing on the back which lists some of the random terms that have shown up in my referrer logs. Ladies, I've even put them on the front of clothing for you, if you want and excuse to have somebody stare at your chest.
I've left some of my orty.com brand merchandise up there, just for kicks. But check out the store, just in case you want to help pay for my medical bills, and if there's something you like, let me know.
OK, done with commercial crap, I'll have good links later.