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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
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Watch out for attacking cows
Do you ever really think you're going to get attacked by a cow? Unless you're milking or riding one, they'll generally leave you alone. Unless you're this lady. She clobbered a cow with her car on a highway, until the cow came to, and got angry: "My brother had a flashlight and was using it to alert cars so they wouldn't hit the cow. A car was coming from the south and swerved and stopped at the side of the road, Mrs. Vera related.
"About that time, the cow jumped up and rammed that car and busted the driverīs side window, then he charged me. He was digging his hooves and put his head down. I moved from side to side but he would follow me, so I put both arms up to protect my head. He plowed into me and I fell down and the cow rolled on top of me.
"If it hadn't been for my brother, it would have killed me."
3 Comments
Randall Wright said on 12/10/03 @ 09:18 PM: ... so it would seem that troy mcclure ... from such films brought to you by the beef council ... was right all along ... "Don't kid yourself. If it could, it would eat you first!" (or some such non-paraphrased sucha)
yoleen said on 12/11/03 @ 10:01 AM: Cows are SHE, not he. Perhaps she hit a bull.
Jake Ortman said on 12/11/03 @ 10:05 AM: I was just quoting the article -- don't blame me if the pronouns are off :-)
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