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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets.
This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Internet connection provided by Bend BroadBand. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5191 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 16107 comments.
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Entries posted from 12/01/03 to 12/31/03
- Best Wishes for 2004 - Posted on 12/31/03 @ 11:10 PM
- Ducks lose a heart breaker - Posted on 12/31/03 @ 03:00 PM
- Airline passenger arrested by Redmond police - Posted on 12/31/03 @ 11:36 AM
- What is the world coming to? - Posted on 12/31/03 @ 10:38 AM
- Joan Crawford's Long Lost Daughter Found - Posted on 12/31/03 @ 10:07 AM
- Be Safe Tonight - Posted on 12/31/03 @ 08:57 AM
- Why I need a digital camera - Posted on 12/30/03 @ 10:03 PM
- Damn comment spammers and browser hi-jackers - Posted on 12/30/03 @ 07:35 PM
- Look out for almanac-welding thugs - Posted on 12/30/03 @ 01:34 PM
- Free Premium Joke Site - Posted on 12/30/03 @ 12:45 PM
- 2003 "Best of" Lists - Posted on 12/30/03 @ 10:05 AM
- I'll just stick my foot in my mouth - Posted on 12/30/03 @ 09:27 AM
- Airline Passenger Misconduct Reports - Posted on 12/29/03 @ 05:12 PM
- If libraries were like Amazon.com - Posted on 12/29/03 @ 04:40 PM
- Yet another reason to hate PETA - Posted on 12/29/03 @ 04:37 PM
- Ladies and Gentlemen, the world's drunkest man - Posted on 12/29/03 @ 04:35 PM
- Threesome Toad Taxidermy - Posted on 12/29/03 @ 03:22 PM
- Behold, the ultimate doughnut - Posted on 12/29/03 @ 02:56 PM
- Let it snow - Posted on 12/29/03 @ 10:01 AM
- Wanted: Canon A70 (or better) digital camera - Posted on 12/28/03 @ 09:09 PM
- High School outcast gets the last word - Posted on 12/28/03 @ 04:35 PM
- Thought you got a crappy present? - Posted on 12/28/03 @ 03:50 PM
- Man gets attacked by python - Posted on 12/28/03 @ 03:48 PM
- Buy your own pay phone - Posted on 12/28/03 @ 03:46 PM
- Over 600 lawyers sign up to defend Saddam - Posted on 12/28/03 @ 03:42 PM
- Missing a lawn gnome? - Posted on 12/28/03 @ 03:36 PM
- The Christmas Cubicle - Posted on 12/24/03 @ 03:05 PM
- Slingshot Santa - Posted on 12/24/03 @ 03:01 PM
- Back to the doctor - Posted on 12/23/03 @ 08:01 PM
- Fire chief isn't all that bright - Posted on 12/23/03 @ 04:59 PM
- Brooklyn cop investigated because of his weblog entries - Posted on 12/23/03 @ 04:57 PM
- Pastry pranksters provide police 'donut tree' - Posted on 12/23/03 @ 04:53 PM
- Using Dada/Mojo Mail to send MovableType Entries Nightly (or how to ditch Bloglet) - Posted on 12/23/03 @ 12:41 PM
- He's going nuts down under - Posted on 12/23/03 @ 10:27 AM
- Thing may break for a bit - Posted on 12/22/03 @ 05:27 PM
- How to find expensive stuff on Amazon - Posted on 12/22/03 @ 03:38 PM
- How does a state solve its homeless problem? - Posted on 12/22/03 @ 03:29 PM
- Satire site fools everybody, but not intentionally - Posted on 12/22/03 @ 09:16 AM
- MovableType 2.65 released, 3.0 announced - Posted on 12/22/03 @ 08:42 AM
- Which image gets you the most excited? - Posted on 12/21/03 @ 12:50 PM
- Arrest Yourself, save the police department trouble - Posted on 12/21/03 @ 11:39 AM
- The Year in Pictures - Posted on 12/21/03 @ 11:02 AM
- Some holiday snowball Flash fun - Posted on 12/21/03 @ 10:53 AM
- A Marine's Magic Words - Posted on 12/21/03 @ 10:19 AM
- Post Surgery Update - Posted on 12/19/03 @ 12:36 PM
- He came through OK, folks - Posted on 12/18/03 @ 09:22 PM
- Tomorrow's Surgery Update - Posted on 12/16/03 @ 03:07 PM
- My lifetime goal has been met - Posted on 12/16/03 @ 02:53 PM
- Google is indexing print media - Posted on 12/16/03 @ 01:29 PM
- It worked! Bush is officially a miserable failure - Posted on 12/16/03 @ 09:43 AM
- Fruitcakes Not Flying With Airport Security - Posted on 12/15/03 @ 01:07 PM
- That's one way to increase your ratings - Posted on 12/15/03 @ 01:03 PM
- Shave this woman's head - Posted on 12/15/03 @ 12:54 PM
- Woman accused of hitting toy store customer with Legos box - Posted on 12/15/03 @ 12:52 PM
- Bad essays on weather - Posted on 12/15/03 @ 12:48 PM
- Your guide to e-mail scams - Posted on 12/15/03 @ 12:44 PM
- Microsoft is just a group of business Nazis - Posted on 12/15/03 @ 12:41 PM
- Google adds new features - Posted on 12/15/03 @ 12:35 PM
- PowerPoint makes you dumb - Posted on 12/15/03 @ 12:32 PM
- Your guide to Microsoft Bob - Posted on 12/14/03 @ 10:43 PM
- James Brown, the government official? - Posted on 12/14/03 @ 10:29 PM
- Snowglobe with a god complex - Posted on 12/14/03 @ 10:20 PM
- Michigan State grad student finds largest prime number - Posted on 12/14/03 @ 09:42 PM
- Cheese can do anything - Posted on 12/14/03 @ 09:40 PM
- Woman eats junk food in her sleep - Posted on 12/14/03 @ 09:38 PM
- Horny French Guys - Posted on 12/14/03 @ 09:35 PM
- If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines - Posted on 12/14/03 @ 09:32 PM
- A Whodunit for the Digital Age - Posted on 12/14/03 @ 09:28 PM
- Buy UtterlyBoring.com stuff... Please :-) - Posted on 12/14/03 @ 05:07 PM
- Saddam captured - Posted on 12/14/03 @ 01:05 PM
- Site Downtime - Posted on 12/14/03 @ 12:22 PM
- Fill-in scribe, testing 1, 2, 3 - Posted on 12/13/03 @ 03:01 PM
- The best Christmas present ever - Posted on 12/12/03 @ 05:08 PM
- Why men should never be left alone with the kids - Posted on 12/11/03 @ 05:47 PM
- "This is a story of a famous dog" - Posted on 12/11/03 @ 03:58 PM
- Man who killed cats, dog and wife complains about the stench - Posted on 12/11/03 @ 03:31 PM
- This is why I avoid Nascar - Posted on 12/11/03 @ 01:08 PM
- How do dishwasher's really work? - Posted on 12/11/03 @ 01:03 PM
- What will we see on front pages after the 2004 election? - Posted on 12/10/03 @ 09:49 PM
- Google tainting the President - Posted on 12/10/03 @ 09:45 PM
- Pepsi. It's the dishwasher detergent - Posted on 12/10/03 @ 09:40 PM
- The Google Founder Weblog - Posted on 12/10/03 @ 05:45 PM
- Tech workers scream "I told you so!" - Posted on 12/10/03 @ 05:39 PM
- Peeing from moving vehicles is bad for your health - Posted on 12/10/03 @ 05:32 PM
- How not to plan a murder - Posted on 12/10/03 @ 05:30 PM
- 11-foot wooden penis found erected on public property - Posted on 12/10/03 @ 05:27 PM
- Watch out for attacking cows - Posted on 12/10/03 @ 05:08 PM
- Coffee, a newspaper and a blow job on the way to work - Posted on 12/10/03 @ 03:59 PM
- A holiday ASCII Christmas Tree - Posted on 12/10/03 @ 01:01 PM
- A virtual drum kit - Posted on 12/10/03 @ 12:05 AM
- 130-pound woman gives birth to 14-pound baby - Posted on 12/10/03 @ 12:00 AM
- Random Fact for the Day - Posted on 12/09/03 @ 11:58 PM
- How to pay your power bill - Posted on 12/09/03 @ 11:55 PM
- Why do I keep linking to Ask Yahoo questions? - Posted on 12/09/03 @ 11:50 PM
- Why do coupons have a cash value of some miniscule fraction of a cent? - Posted on 12/09/03 @ 11:50 PM
- Why do men and women's shirts button on different sides? - Posted on 12/09/03 @ 11:48 PM
- Visit Jack tomorrow and raise money for charity - Posted on 12/09/03 @ 03:45 PM
- Your Word documents show everything - Posted on 12/08/03 @ 11:46 PM
- Super Mario Brothers 3 -- in 11 minutes - Posted on 12/08/03 @ 10:48 PM
- The one gigapixel digital photo - Posted on 12/08/03 @ 10:40 PM
- Yet another Michael Jackson joke - Posted on 12/08/03 @ 10:19 PM
- Blimp hits the s**t - Posted on 12/08/03 @ 10:14 PM
- I've never liked John Ashcroft - Posted on 12/08/03 @ 10:12 PM
- "Frequent faller" tries to scam Wal-Mart - Posted on 12/08/03 @ 10:06 PM
- I'm back... - Posted on 12/08/03 @ 09:15 PM
- The MRI Results are in...and it's messy - Posted on 12/04/03 @ 02:04 PM
- Blogging down time for a few days - Posted on 12/02/03 @ 11:24 PM
- Dodge plans Lingerie Bowl during halftime of Super Bowl - Posted on 12/02/03 @ 10:29 AM
- Andrew Dice Clay ain't making any friends - Posted on 12/01/03 @ 10:17 PM
- One Dimensional Tetris - Posted on 12/01/03 @ 10:07 PM
- Looking to run everything with free software? - Posted on 12/01/03 @ 10:01 PM
- The real Michael Jackson - Posted on 12/01/03 @ 05:29 PM
- Only in Oregon - Posted on 12/01/03 @ 05:24 PM
- What's your Digital IQ? - Posted on 12/01/03 @ 05:18 PM
- Looking for some holiday gift ideas? - Posted on 12/01/03 @ 05:15 PM
- I'm sick of waiting - Posted on 12/01/03 @ 03:22 PM
- The Lonely Little Brain Cell - Posted on 12/01/03 @ 10:53 AM
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