Michael Jackson brings out the best in people

With all the latest news about Michael Jackson and his court charges, people are searching Google for sites related to the King of Pop. People are searching for info on his face and about his surgical habits and they're getting sent to my site, to a couple different entries (old, dated ones, of course). The last few days have brought more comments to those old entries. Many of the comments, old and new, are in support of Jackson, but there's a few that I, truly, think are entertaining:

hi, um, i think michael jacksons face is gross, and he should be proud of his heritage also he looks like a stuck-up GIRL! so HA( the last comment was made by my friend, although i think he looks like someone stepped on him)

Oh, and they get better:

No it doesnt matter what he looks like, or what his music sounds like or how he dances. You people need to realize that child molesters are people too, they laugh and joke and live just like everyone else, they are everywhere among us and you probably will never know. Ive read the first 13 year olds police reports and it does sound like what he would say and do. Love him all you like, how sick does that make you? Because you dont really know, do you.

And a couple more:

Ok, if you think Michael Jackson has never had plastic surgery I have a great bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell you. Seriously people, does that nose look hereditary? And since when do people just "develop" dimples in their chin?

And the best of the bunch:

WHY DID MICHAEL BOND OUT OF JAIL? THERE'S PLENTY OF BOYS IN JAIL THAT HE WON'T HAVE TO DRUG TO MOLEST!

Again, read this entry and this one for the entertaining read.

(Note that just by having Jacko's name in the title of this entry, I'm sure I'll have more crap posted here. Just like the mentions of Eminem.)

Regardless, I can picture Jacko trying to get away from police:

Posted by Jake on 11/22/03 @ 10:10 AM
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12 Comments

unitedhomeless said on 07/11/04 @ 01:18 PM:
you are a real piece of shi_____!!!!
Thank god there is only one of you.

wanikki said on 07/27/04 @ 07:30 AM:
The Evil Mask and Glove

I Have seen an evil magical glove, and a mask of deception, in a menagerie of children who are lost in a neverland of dreams and sexual exploitation, as the black widow spider who is patiently spinning its web, for the unsuspected innocent prey. So is an evil black pale spirit wondering the world, spinning a web of love for humanity and for the innocent little children that are supervisor by its weeping and songs of imaginings, singing, come unto me oh little ones for I’m the king of the worlds populous, I shall save you from your destruction in a world of hatred which compensates you without love.
But woe unto you deceived and manipulated souls of humanity, for you don’t know the hour of your demise. Your innocent little children have been captivated to a wonderland of sexual abuse, beyond the span of your neverland; this smirking evil mask that captivates the minds of little innocent children’s with its evil glove that pampers them and feeds them with dreams of immortal life.

Wanikki said on 08/26/04 @ 08:22 PM:
Your glove is off and a path of action is about to be pursued in a ruthless and uncompromisingly aggressive way. And it will reach unto those that help thee also they shall pay the price, because you have summoned the soothsayers? To hinder our journey, for it was not in us, that cause thee to fall, but the great dragon that keeps the fire, so have you caused the fire to fall upon thyself, because of thy greed and thy swelling and thy perverse inclinations. You have walked down the erroneous path to thy own hurt and obliteration. We were thy right hand and you abhor us. Thy safety was sure, until our eyes were open and we withstood thee because of thy evil heart against the innocent little ones. You sent your soothsayers to denote us, with harm and to chastise us with ruin and death, our sacred families were disposed to walk no more and our struggle to keep them above the waters became excruciating. Who shall save us without price? The Great Spirit is our hope. You have been living in a world that is not reserved for humans, unclean spirits had you to believe that you were a god and a kingdom was yours, because you were called a king and that fooled you.

Adam said on 11/12/04 @ 12:34 PM:
you all are a bunch of losers all we do today is judge by there looks and doesent matter how good his songs are or what his surgical habits and you guys dont have any proof of what he did that and plus why would he do that when he was on the peak of his carrier.

Ethan coventry said on 01/12/05 @ 09:31 AM:
i think its wrong what your doing you shouldent do those stupid pictures and you dont know what happend and there is no proof on what did happen and it was prooven that the last alligation was done just done for money.

MJ - The Victim of Extortionists said on 05/04/05 @ 08:11 AM:
I think that all you people who are making jokes out of Michael Jackson and saying pathetic things that are immature. It’s evident that everything your saying is just built on what you have read from the Media. You obviously have a low level of intellect to believe the first thing that you read.
If you really did do your research and come to a fair minded conclusion rather than taking the “I don’t like him, He’s not like your average so n so, so he’s GUILTY” attitude you will actually find out that he is innocent deep down.
And I am a person whom at first believed Michael Jackson was a paedophile until I did research and undoubtedly came to the conclusion that he is innocent. If I was to still say he was guilty I’d be in self denial.

Poison said on 10/15/05 @ 08:39 PM:
Lets just face it, Jackson is the best celeberty ever to make jokes about. He brought it upon himself though, when he screwed up his face and molested the kid. Besides, his songs suck.

Tiffany said on 11/26/05 @ 09:31 AM:
i hate micheal jackson and he is so ugly why did he wanna de white i mean come on. him and his ugly pig nose

Michael said on 11/26/05 @ 09:48 PM:
michael Jackson is so hot. Sike! did you actually believe me. He is so gross his face looks like a squashed dead bug. It's so ugly im scared for his kids ewww.

Jordan said on 11/26/05 @ 09:51 PM:
Michael Jackson sucks ass!

WTF said on 11/27/05 @ 01:36 AM:
LMFAO! That’s a great picture! Jacko was definitely not at the top of his game when all the controversy started. Someone should have cared enough about him to say enough is enough on the plastic surgery, instead they took his money and let him f'up is face. As, far as his music goes the man is washed up. His newer stuff sucks but hey he made Thriller!

lolonka said on 12/08/09 @ 09:44 AM:
Wooh! My got...I love he ♥

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