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Student faces criminal charges for stealing 25-cents worth of cheese

This is why I RARELY vote for school bond measures. They'd have plenty of money if they'd just get rid of morons like this. All tenth-grade Corey Cambell wanted was some cheese with his fries, and he was willing to pay for it. But they wouldn't let him.

"I was walking out of the door and the lady called me over," Cambell said. "I said okay. She asked me what I had, and I told her cheese. She told me that cost 25 cents and I said 'OK, let me give you 25 cents for this cheese'. And she said 'No. Give me your ID'."

The next thing Campbell knew, Deer Park Police were giving him a ticket.

"The ticket says this is a Theft, Class-C violation, including one plastic container of melted cheese," said Corey's Mom, Donna Campbell. "It's valued at 25 cents."

Money Corey offered hand it over, but the school said to tell it to the judge.

Full, ridiculous, story.

Posted by Jake on 11/02/03 @ 01:11 PM
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