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Eugene's got a masturbator on the loose

And he's struck again:

We were standing in the kitchen when some guy opened up the back door, walked into the kitchen and started to masturbate," Kraus said.

She identified the man as wearing khaki pants, a plaid shirt and an imitation of the mask used in the movie "Scream." Kraus and Shannon said it took a minute for them to understand what was going on; they initially thought the person was a friend of theirs pulling a prank.

They have friends that would pull something like this? That's disturbing.

Regardless, the guy's been rumored to have been exposing himself around Eugene for a couple of years now. He's probably the same guy that use to ride around campus on a bike wearing nothing but a thong. Eugene's a cool town, but full of a lot of weirdos.

Posted by Jake on 10/15/03 @ 11:23 AM
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