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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets.
This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Internet connection provided by Bend BroadBand. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5193 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 16117 comments.
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Entries posted from 10/01/03 to 10/31/03
- Canadians are OK, but no Republicans - Posted on 10/30/03 @ 03:52 PM
- Winter conditions taking their toll (especially on the unsafe drivers) - Posted on 10/30/03 @ 03:49 PM
- Just because you've got an SUV doesn't mean you can fly down the ice - Posted on 10/30/03 @ 10:58 AM
- Which is more valuable: Workers, or toilet paper? - Posted on 10/30/03 @ 09:15 AM
- How blogging can get you unemployed - Posted on 10/29/03 @ 04:30 PM
- WANTED: More Eastern-Oregon bloggers, so here's something to encourage you - Posted on 10/27/03 @ 05:33 PM
- "I want to be an engineer ... sex can wait!" - Posted on 10/27/03 @ 04:56 PM
- What does the White House have to hide? - Posted on 10/27/03 @ 04:51 PM
- The complete Far Side archive now for sale - Posted on 10/27/03 @ 04:41 PM
- Local media getting story ideas from blogs? - Posted on 10/27/03 @ 04:23 PM
- How do you get yourself into massive debt? - Posted on 10/27/03 @ 04:08 PM
- Men: If you see these things, destroy them - Posted on 10/27/03 @ 04:00 PM
- Do NOT play this game - Posted on 10/26/03 @ 11:23 PM
- Fox News threatened to sue...Fox? - Posted on 10/26/03 @ 10:23 PM
- What really makes the new Office 2003 different? - Posted on 10/26/03 @ 02:41 PM
- I don't know what scares me more - Posted on 10/26/03 @ 02:29 PM
- Brits are evil bastards - Posted on 10/26/03 @ 01:59 PM
- Ducks: 35, Stanford: Donut - Posted on 10/26/03 @ 11:31 AM
- Welcome, spend your money, now go home - Posted on 10/23/03 @ 09:59 AM
- I'm getting bored with TV, too - Posted on 10/22/03 @ 03:12 PM
- When is spyware not spyware? - Posted on 10/22/03 @ 03:09 PM
- Bryant case tests rape shield laws = Careless bastard slew thy panties - Posted on 10/22/03 @ 02:57 PM
- A random thought - Posted on 10/22/03 @ 02:53 PM
- Bend had a video game company? - Posted on 10/22/03 @ 02:41 PM
- Common Sense is Dead - Posted on 10/22/03 @ 02:12 PM
- Don't swallow keys from your keyboard - Posted on 10/22/03 @ 11:54 AM
- Kevin Costner as Neo? <shiver> - Posted on 10/21/03 @ 03:23 PM
- Cool Color Matcher, and even cooler coding job - Posted on 10/20/03 @ 05:53 PM
- His ex-wife cheated on him, so the Beanie Babie collection goes on eBay - Posted on 10/20/03 @ 05:46 PM
- Robin Williams masturbated in a cemetery then threw a party afterwards - Posted on 10/20/03 @ 05:41 PM
- Cop remembers babysitting hooker when she was a little girl - Posted on 10/20/03 @ 12:55 PM
- What happens when you're running on a tight sports deadline? - Posted on 10/19/03 @ 01:32 PM
- If Bill Clinton was a pill-popping addict, how would Rush spin it? - Posted on 10/19/03 @ 12:37 PM
- The Top 10 signs your second kid has arrived - Posted on 10/19/03 @ 12:32 PM
- What's the most used OS in the world? - Posted on 10/19/03 @ 12:18 PM
- Those whiney bastards - Posted on 10/19/03 @ 11:15 AM
- Who needs Wine? - Posted on 10/19/03 @ 10:54 AM
- Dogs have better breath than many Brits - Posted on 10/16/03 @ 02:05 PM
- The 2000 presidential election was rigged - by God Himself - Posted on 10/16/03 @ 02:01 PM
- Want to see the tiger that attacked Roy Horn? - Posted on 10/16/03 @ 01:52 PM
- Google's kicking their own ass - Posted on 10/16/03 @ 11:43 AM
- We'd better be careful - Posted on 10/15/03 @ 12:17 PM
- How would you like to build things with Legos for a living? - Posted on 10/15/03 @ 11:31 AM
- Eugene's got a masturbator on the loose - Posted on 10/15/03 @ 11:23 AM
- Smith & Wesson debuts home decor apparel and gift catalog - Posted on 10/14/03 @ 10:18 AM
- 72 hours later, and she's back in jail - Posted on 10/13/03 @ 05:51 PM
- Everybody's getting MT Comment Spam - Posted on 10/13/03 @ 05:22 PM
- Do you hate Hotmail? - Posted on 10/13/03 @ 12:22 PM
- 100 Comments in 100 hours - Posted on 10/13/03 @ 09:46 AM
- They need a warning label on this thing - Posted on 10/12/03 @ 05:53 PM
- Keep my ego in check - Posted on 10/12/03 @ 04:32 PM
- The Friday Five - Sports - Posted on 10/12/03 @ 04:27 PM
- ¿s!y+ peaj noh ue> - Posted on 10/12/03 @ 10:52 AM
- I've always thought the Teletubbies were weird - Posted on 10/12/03 @ 10:44 AM
- What happens when you microwave grapes? - Posted on 10/12/03 @ 10:29 AM
- Pixel Art City - Posted on 10/09/03 @ 10:07 PM
- Limp Bizkit sued for 17-minute concert - Posted on 10/09/03 @ 09:59 PM
- He's still a spoiled little bitch - Posted on 10/09/03 @ 09:42 PM
- How do you lead-off a blog post that's going to piss off some folks? - Posted on 10/09/03 @ 09:35 PM
- Why I started blocking external image linking - Posted on 10/09/03 @ 11:40 AM
- 'tis my wife's birthday today - Posted on 10/08/03 @ 03:51 PM
- These are sad times - Posted on 10/07/03 @ 11:51 PM
- Man, 85, allegedly planned to have sex with girls, 9 and 12 - Posted on 10/07/03 @ 04:40 PM
- Can't you just buy regular damn coffee anymore?!?!? - Posted on 10/07/03 @ 04:21 PM
- This lady needs to run for president - Posted on 10/07/03 @ 04:06 PM
- This was a new spam for me - Posted on 10/07/03 @ 04:02 PM
- Are you depressed? - Posted on 10/06/03 @ 05:47 PM
- Ding dong, the witch is dead - Posted on 10/06/03 @ 10:28 AM
- Man Wants to Question Parrot in Court - Posted on 10/06/03 @ 10:18 AM
- The FBI Debit Card Scam - Posted on 10/06/03 @ 09:59 AM
- What's up with the Ortmans - Posted on 10/05/03 @ 05:55 PM
- Dave Barry takes on the telemarketers -- again - Posted on 10/05/03 @ 03:48 PM
- OK, the comment spam is starting to get to me - Posted on 10/05/03 @ 03:34 PM
- When would this ever be a good idea? - Posted on 10/05/03 @ 03:18 PM
- How do men and women experience orgasm? - Posted on 10/05/03 @ 02:55 PM
- Want to buy the Web? All of it? - Posted on 10/02/03 @ 03:28 PM
- Safeway delis pull salmonella-linked egg salad - Posted on 10/01/03 @ 04:20 PM
- One small victory, especially for Mac users - Posted on 10/01/03 @ 10:58 AM
- Executive level stoner's assistant needed immediately - Posted on 10/01/03 @ 10:20 AM
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