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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 6463 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 21007 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic teaI can't even think of anything witty to say about this story. This is why drugs are bad. 7 CommentsNeil T. said on 09/25/03 @ 12:40 AM:Oh well, at least he removed himself from the gene pool in the process :). Jake Ortman said on 09/25/03 @ 10:52 AM: Hey, that makes him eligible for a Darwin award, doesn't it? :) glenn said on 09/28/03 @ 02:44 PM: don't go blaming drugs for his stupidity :-) Nameless One said on 03/12/04 @ 08:46 PM: LOL Craazzy.. cassie said on 10/14/04 @ 01:33 AM: thats is fuckin offit tha it must ov hurt urggghhh Luis A. said on 03/04/05 @ 09:25 AM: serves him right Forest Spirit said on 03/26/05 @ 07:25 PM: Hey, anyone listen to Loveline? This story would make a great Germany or Florida. Post a comment |
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