This disturbs me...
If you search for "shemale in oregon" on MSN, my site's listed in the top 20 -- twice.
I really need to quit looking at my Analog stats. Otherwise, I'll find out what kind of messed up people are really visiting my site. Based on the logs, you'd think I run an Eminem fanboy site or something, and based on past experience, people seem to think that by posting comments on my site, I can somehow communicate with him.
For the record, I don't know Eminem, nor do I even listen to his music (I hate rap/hip-hop/whatever-the-f**k-you-call-it). The most famous person I know would probably be Emmy-winnger Jack Smith, executive producer of The Young and the Restless.