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Wal-Mart supervisors, managers and sales staff filled the back area of the garden center, and green-smocked garden workers peeked through hanging plants to watch the ceremony. An aisle fashioned from a line of potted plants led to a small gazebo.
The 200 to 300 guests, who sat in the store's patio furniture, included friends and family of the bride and groom, as well as several Wal-Mart workers.
Boy, I bet that was a classy affair. Link via Obscure.